Derek Elkins

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If That's What Makes You Happy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,740. Language: American English. Published: April 30, 2014 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
Happiness seems to be the goal of this new generation, but is that goal everything it appears to be?
Pain
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,320. Language: American English. Published: January 28, 2014 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
PAIN...In some lives it's the only thing that matters. Regina is immersed in a cocoon of pain. The teasing of your classmates, the uselessness of her life leaves her numb and in search of pain as the only legitimate feeling. She is alone and spiraling toward disaster until hope steps in.
The Tallest Tale
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,800. Language: American English. Published: December 12, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Prairie Dog Pete was the rootinest, tootinest, shaking his bootinest cowpoke in the whole Wide West. He could leg wrestle a cougar with his bare hands, square dance with a pack of grizzlies from sunup to sundown, and drink a cup of sarsaparilla standing on his head while leg wrestling a cougar and square dancing with a grizzly.
An Introduction to Shadow
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 80,880. Language: American English. Published: November 7, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
The door between our world and shadow has been opened. When he is saved at the last moment from a monstrous attack, Malcolm, a homeless teenager, follows his savior into a foreign, new world of soldiers and monsters, of masters and mad men, where good and evil clash over the fate of the world.
A Force of No Equal
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,080. Language: American English. Published: September 6, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Three waves decimated the earth. In the First Wave: Snow Day, they came with the snow to destroy as many of us as possible. During the Second Wave: A Trip to the Zoo, they took over our government, our armies and our own bodies. And finally, in the Final Wave: A Hike in the Mountains, one of the last members of the human race tries to run for a place to hide and wait out the invasion.
City on the Edge of Tomorrow
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,580. Language: American English. Published: August 4, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
An autistic boy is taken in the middle of the night by something made from blackness that drags him into the attic and through a portal to a different world. His father is not two steps behind, struggling through an alien landscape where every thought, every whim can be turned into reality. As he searches desperately for his son, he faces an enemy intent on stopping him no matter the cost.
Among Wolves
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,200. Language: American English. Published: July 23, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Beneath the surface, the wolf roams. Among Wolves by Derek Elkins
Deranged Love
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,790. Language: American English. Published: June 28, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Love is a many splendored thing. It's big and splendored and covered with warts and all kinds of stuff, like emotions and big fluffy hair, like the kind you saw in the Eighties or whatever. For a single price, you get not one, not two but four stories about this crazy little thing called Love.
The Driving Dead
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: American English. Published: May 2, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
What's worse than an infestation of zombies? How about zombies who can drive...
Second Wave: A Trip to the Zoo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,030. Language: American English. Published: April 24, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
With the first wave, they took out a third of the human population. With the second wave, they make us take out the rest.
First Wave: Snow Day
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,050. Language: American English. Published: March 21, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
They came with the snow. They came for us. Roger, left alone in the middle of a blizzard, thought he had a leisurely day off of work. He had no idea he'd be spending the day fighting for his life against the things that came with the snow. The first wave was meant to weed us out.
HRAs
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,770. Language: American English. Published: February 19, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Bright, circling lights are seen in the skies around Farnoth. Could this be an encounter of some supernatural or otherworldly kind?
A Very Merry Cliche for Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,290. Language: American English. Published: December 13, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This is parody of all the holly, jolly Crhristmas movies shown with gross regularity on the Hallmark Channel at this time of year.
Detective Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: American English. Published: November 25, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A parody of detective stories with the requisite damsel in distress, double crosses and confusion.
How To Take Over the World and Enslave Mankind Using Common Household Items, Book One: Your Own Personal Undead Army
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,300. Language: American English. Published: October 17, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Just in time for Halloween, a guide to raising your own personal undead army using common items found in your own home...or nearby.
Bedlam’s Door
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,880. Language: American English. Published: September 20, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Having built a time machine, a scientist travels to a distant future where religion has been eradicated and men of science rule.
Three Conversations
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,810. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Plays » Religious & Liturgical
Three conversations in a restaurant between three separate groups of people all about the same topic.
Amish Love Story
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Price: Free! Words: 3,010. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
You know what I see when I check out Christian fiction at my local Christian book store? Row after row of Amish romance novels. This is a parody of them.
The Trouble with Bricks
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,650. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Suzie Phipps and her brother Cleotus are in a world of trouble. Actually, they’re in an alternate-reality, Alice-in-Wonderland-on-steroids world of trouble.
The 2012 Collected Works Of Derek Elkins
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Price: $19.95 USD. Words: 88,350. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » General
Constantly updated throughout 2012 by Bard and Book Publishing, this collection of Derek Elkins' witty and insightful short stories and commentary is sure to delight.
Layover
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,720. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
What happens when a Christian and an Atheist wash up on a deserted island? Can they stomach each other enough to learn to survive together? Or will their differences doom them both?

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