B F Moloney

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B F Moloney presents his strange tales with a bent sense of humour, a feeling for struggle, and for idealism. These short fictions, intense and dystopian, may be best described as dark humoured fables or parfables as he likes to call them - hybrids of fable, parable, myth, and anecdote that tell of a subverted normalcy which he creates through character portraits and unusual scenarios; the ideas having sprung from philosophy, religion, mind and body.

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Fingers of God
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A late night chat between Terry Steppenwolf and his imaginary friend in his living room concerning miracles, Men in Black and wolfhounds. A wondrous parfable by the author of Swaghead, ThinkFish and The Teddy Bear.
Screwtape Lost and Found – The Business of Democracy’s Eidolons
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Democracy is replete with below average politicians, right? And they are below average because their Demons thrive in Democracy, right? These wraiths, over whom democratic idealism weeps, come and go; and come again. By the author of Colin’s Head Bumps and Aphrodite’s Cold.
How Timmy Became the World’s First Bovine Chef
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
From his mother, through a bed time story, Timmy learns about the origins of bovine flesh which is the staple of human eating. His mother had tried basic ways of improving the flavour and texture from reading the recipes she’d found in a very old cookbook, but it is the adult Timmy who believes he can take bovine cuisine to a new level.
Hello Dear
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
They’d met at a party and Martin was very charming toward her and they began seeing each other. After some time and when Martin wanted intimacy she couldn’t and they decided to break it off. Sometime later a strange creature came to her. Martin? A yowie parfable by the author of Psychic Nosehairs.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Christianity Died on the Cross at Golgotha
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Demons make the bold claim they are the cause of the demise of Christianity. It all began on the day Jesus died on the cross. Three days later the decline began and it was Demons that corrupted the story of a simple man’s life by turning it into an ideal.
Frotteurman’s Amazing Second Coming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This short tale tells of Frankie James, the son of Benny and Hattie, and the frustrated lover of many a woman. He’s withdrawn from the world and enters the WWW to try and find closure. By a stroke of luck he becomes Frotteurman, and eight years later he makes his second coming. An organic parfable by the author of Sternum Music.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Wrapping Darkness around Belief and listening instead to the Wisdom of the Body
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,900. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Where did Demonic wisdom come from? It is speculated it came before the Enemy took hold in the human imagination. And over time Demon wisdom was appropriated by His earthly agents to enhance their righteous ends. Speculation is a wonderful thing. It may bring no proof but the exercise is very important.
Mr Smith and the Official
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Mr Smith, an elderly hippy, is in the office of a S.A.A.W.A.D. official (Successful Aging As Well As Death) to discuss his help in curing aging. Mr Smith wants to die but the official insists Mr Smith has more of life that he can live provided he is willing to accept this opportunity. An ageist parfable by the author of Simon’s Armbands.
I Am Mary, Touch Me Not
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
This immaculate Mary, whom men also love, is again reshaping the universe in her womb, from which she will give birth to it. And though the birth is at the end of her pain cycle she is nevertheless beatified and adored, just like the other Mary. A conceptual parfable by the author of Morning Star, Euphosyne’s Task and Influenca’s Needful Finitude.
Screwtape Lost and Found – All Habits are Grounded in Repetition
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,430. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This fictional essay is part of a series inspired by C S Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. Demons need not feel their existence is under threat from social change unlike the Enemy. But still, Demons must adapt and be ever vigilant to new opportunities, particularly in the everyday habitual things their charges do.
Johnny’s Unmaking – A Philosophical Dilemma
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Johnny believes he’s only matter and he wants to unmake himself atom by atom to see if what he believes is true. Problem is he’s got a good job and a steady girlfriend and not only that he's unsure if his mind will be there to witness his unmaking at the end. A mindful parfable by the author of Colin’s Head Bumps.
Screwtape Lost and Found - Larf? Demons Are Getting Used To Being Scapegoats For Everything
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Demons are the traditional scapegoats for all things gone wrong. They’d like to be taken more seriously but they struggle with scapegoat humour. They know they must adapt to the changing times but they have to reconcile their beginnings with the modern world.
On Tongue Bleaching or the Lightening of the Dark Bits
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Darryl Dharma, necromancer and scientist, has been trying to solve the problem of his split mind and body that finalised at puberty. Inspired by Descartes Dharma, believing he could bridge his mind and body, bleached his tongue, making it the gateway to purity. He did it while he was a slug, but sadly the experiment didn’t fully work.
The Fifth Book of Undubbed Verse
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
The fifth and final in a small book series of eight line poems untitled and unadorned, observant and perhaps infused with a slightly dark and askance view of the life of the human spirit, the mind and life in general. By the author of Morning Star, Swaghead – an epic journey in 12 cantos and White Brother and other poems.
A Case of Mistaken Identity- an alien abduction testimonial
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A fellow dressed up like a bishop and on his way to a fancy dress party is mysteriously abducted and brought to a strange place where he is beaten and then hanged by his abductors. Luckily he survived and this is his tale. An earthbound parfable by the author of Morning Star and Gas in the Stomach.
An Internal Monologue Concerning Nuggets and Fries
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A short piece of mental shillyshally concerning what is good and what is bad about nuggets and fries which are the desired foods for this voice who is talking from beside his bed one summer morning. He’s a poet, who lives alone, but he has a car and also he has a special relationship with the supermarket. A curious parfable by the author of Henry’s War Effort, Gas in the Stomach and Thinkfish.
The Fourth Book of Undubbed Verse
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
The fourth in a small book series of eight line poems untitled and unadorned, observant and perhaps infused with a slightly dark and askance view of the life of the human spirit, the mind and life in general. By the author of Morning Star, Swaghead – an epic journey in 12 cantos and White Brother and other poems.
Morning Star
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,090. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
A short prosy poem that imagines Lucifer, as the Morning Star, making its first contact with human beings. Lucifer is infallible and does not err, and is a light upon the world that brings forth day from night. What happens in between is for humans to ponder over. But first they will decide whether Lucifer is a figment of their imagination or not.
‘Brute’ Critical Thinking vs. ‘Mr Wham Bam’ Metaphysic – A Narrative Of A WCW title fight held At Madison Square Garden, November 9, 1989
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A blow by blow narrative of the great blowoff between WCW’s two greatest rivals held at Madison Square Garden in 1989. Their feud has captured their country’s imagination for nigh on three years and tonight is the night a new champ in ‘Brute’ or the current champ in ‘Mr Wham Bam’ will be announced. But don’t rule out a draw.
Screwtape Lost and Found – The Value of Acquaintances
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 9. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Demons like human acquaintances for their ability to appear important to the more vulnerable. A cafe and lattes are perfect scenarios for a corporate acquaintance to demonstrate his importance to an old uni friend, who is now a cleaner. While their demons work one way, in different situations they are working another.
Ibsen’s Job is to Sort the Mail
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ibsen Davenport has been a mail worker for years. It’s the only job he’s ever had. He sorts the mail and he knows every aspect of the mail there. If the sorting machine breaks down he picks up the slack. Ibsen lives with his mum and they haven’t been getting on for quite awhile. She’s in hospital at present after the shock of Ibsen speaking to her. Meanwhile Ibsen is looking for his absent dad.
Screwtape Lost and Found – A Buoy’s Life in Turbulent Waters
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This fictional essay is part of a series inspired by C S Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. Each satirical essay seeks to respond to the satirical concepts laid down by Lewis, and to twist them around a little. Lewis was once an atheist and died a Christian. This author was born into Christianity and lives as an atheist.
Idealism, Warts and the Inescapable Pain of Disappointment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Gerard is covered with warts, all sorts of warts, but when he’s at the pub with his mates he behaves like them. Everyone’s curious about Gerard or Papi as his mates call him, but Gerard dismisses the attention. What his mates don’t know is that Gerard has a secret life hearing the confessions of disappointed people. They worship him for being so different, so out there.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Love IS The Answer To Everything
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 7. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Love is one answer to why demons operate the way they do. They ‘love’ being in the thick of it. They love its varieties. And when strange love causes discomfort there must be blame. The Enemy and His agents, the men of the Church, are the appropriate culprits in demons’ eyes. They, who say they know best about love, know the least say demons.
The Third Book of Undubbed Verse
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Series: Undubbed Verse, Book 3. Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 2,060. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
The third in a small book series of eight line poems untitled and unadorned, observant and perhaps infused with a slightly dark and askance view of the life of the human spirit, the mind and life in general.
Screwtape Lost and Found - Charity’s Variety of Sins
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Charity’s variety of sins considers some contradictions in Charity who works with the underprivileged on the streets. In these modern times demons really struggle with the mishmash of Church authority and its relationship with people who desperately need it. Unfortunately there’s not much prosperity theology going down this way.
Sternum Music
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,510. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
G, who has committed a crime against tall poppyism, awaits the committee’s solution, of which G previously had once headed. It was G who suggested The Grip, a torture device in which G now stands, as a journey starter toward humiliation. There are many ways in which G can be humiliated. But whatever it is must involve the general public.
Euphosyne’s Task
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Euphosyne has Asperger’s Syndrome and though she does not have a sense of humour she is still happy. But her society requiring happiness in its citizens does not tolerate well anyone who is a misfit. Euphosyne will have to prove to an official that she is happy and no threat to society. If she is a threat, euthanasia might become a solution to her society’s problem with her.
The Love Bombing of Lenny the Lemming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lenny has been questioning his community’s preference for lemming mob behaviour. Threatened, the community decides to have Lenny love bombed. It works, and the community and Lenny mutually assent. But then a fear grips the community and the lemming mob escape it by running away, and after two months of running Lenny is nearing the lead.
The Downfall of Tylor B Tyrone
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,470. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On this day Tylor B Tyrone has his downfall. Members of his society have come and shown him in a multitude of ways what they think of him. For what he has been accused of he doesn’t know, nor do his accusers. And while Tylor recovers from his mental wounds his society begins its inertia on what to do with him, meanwhile speculation on what he’s done is rife. The humour here is very black.
How Desmond Cartes is Deprogramming Himself through Pain
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
We have here an amusing tale which tells of how truth entered Desmond Carte’s mind. The tale narrates his growing doubts when he finds there are other truths different to his own. Ultimately discontent he needs pain, self inflicted at first, and then through his girlfriend to debelief himself,in the hope of restarting his life afresh.
Influenca’s Needful Finitude
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
Influenca is alone in her room, well almost alone, there is a small Buddhist sitting in a corner watching her, and she is very bored. She may like to write an ebook about her experience or she might make an effigy of herself to prick. The Buddhist will help her decide. And so this little parfable is an exploration of boredom and the importance of it in Influenca’s life.
An Exact Map of the Mischief and the Bad Fish
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,540. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
The narrative of a young man who enjoys travelling city trains alone to learn and experience what he sees and hears so he may become guru. He imagines that he is a separate being from the world and he’d rather be a guru than an accountant. And yet he is young and still he has to mow the lawn.
The Tale of Schismus, the self disarmer
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A twisted little parfable about a man Schismus, who is happy and gay in the company of his male friends; and who together, work daily in the fields. One day Schismus goes missing and eventually he is found without his arms. And his arms in turn have morphed into his likeness. They also work in the fields just as hard as he, but in different ways.
I Draw Tight My Life
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
A fabulous monologue spoken by a hand gun which talks to the reader about its anxiety and what it thinks is happening outside the small bedroom drawer in which it sits. The gun tells of its fears and delusions, and the challenges it might face in anticipation of unknown threats that might befall it.
The Man who Believes God is the Sea
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 980. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
An allegorical tale about a man, who, having heard so much about the sea through other people, has decided to see it for himself, and to derive his spirituality from it. He is a very simple man and yet his spirituality runs deep. All he needs in his life is the sea. Its beauty and its majesty will be enough.
Look into the Abyss and You will find Yourself
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A man who was a pain to everyone in life has been made useful in death. A scheme put in place by God to please Himself and the Satan, has the man’s gaping mouth as the doorway to one’s personal abyss. And all of humanity is invited to come to it and see for themselves who they are, with or without God, and Satan for that matter. A satirical parfable by the author of ThinkFish.
Goodness in Her Being
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Religious
To begin with a child is murdered. Afterwards a mix of prayer and poetry designed to illustrate discomforts within a Catholic belief system. The writing may be considered disjointed and fragmented as metaphor of this system. The writing is not to be taken seriously; rather, it is simply an imaginative possibility.
Screwtape Lost and Found - Over Six Billion People can be Wrong
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Religious
This fictional essay is part of a series inspired by C S Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. Over six billion people can be wrong looks at how the Enemy, with over six million demons against him, endures in this modern world despite the overwhelming odds. A case of blasphemy is closely looked at, the conclusion being that battles are won but the war continues.
The Second Book of Undubbed Verse
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Series: Undubbed Verse, Book 2. Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
The second in a small book series of eight line poems untitled and unadorned, observant and perhaps infused with a slightly darker and offbeat view of the life of the spirit, the soul and life in general. By the author of White Brother and other poems, Swaghead – an epic journey in 12 cantos and Poetry From Gnos.
The Ruling Thatcher Dynasty in the Year 7024 AD
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This short tale is a political satire and is set in the future where two branches of conservatism rule; one by the law of ideas, and the other by moral law. The story give examples of how each can work together to resolve social issues, although one, caused by the missing number 5, has created a rift between them.
Suzie Swain's Secret
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
This is a little story about a piece of chewing gum left behind on a park bench that speaks of a girl’s lost love. Suzie had a romantic teenage experience with a girl and she yearns for it still and she is troubled because her parents don’t know that she is gay. A young man listening, who has had psychic experiences since he was young, is falling in love with the girl the chewing gum describes.
Adventures of a Narcissist Tattoo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
A short literary piece which attempts to explore loneliness through the tattooing experience of a man who, upon seeing himself in a mirror when very young, has fallen in love. To connect with the world he decides to have a lily tattooed on his back, not because everyone else is getting one, but rather to encapsulate his ideal self. And the tattooist chosen to do it has made his best creation.
Gas in the Stomach
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A whimsical tale about a dad who has his face drawn on his obese stomach by his loving daughter, who sings a made up rhyme as she goes; with happy consequences for all of the family. It is hoped this little story might highlight the dramatic effect obesity has on families.
Oceanus, Celebrities and the useful Role that is Forging his Happiness
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Oceanus has got a job seating a celebrity couple at engagements using his oversized hands. It’s a job which gives him pleasure and pain, and over dinner he discusses this dilemma with his mum. She feeds him while he talks and challenges him on the question of who is really being used.
Tympaniaios Poems
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 5,210. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
It was said that when a bloated dead body becomes drum-like (tympaniaios) it is ready to explode letting out all its gasses. In Greek Orthodox belief it is "a body prevented from decaying by an excommunication from the church by priestly intervention". These poems might have similarly left the mind, as some poems can - smelly and gaseous, and others excommunicated and decaying in silence.
Screwtape Lost and Found - War in the Demon's Eye
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Religious
This fictional essay is part of a series inspired by C S Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. Each essay seeks to respond to the satirical concepts laid down by Lewis, and to twist them around a little. Lewis was once an atheist and died a Christian. This author was born into Christianity and lives as an atheist.
ThinkFish
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,330. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Alexandria Constance Shervington-Smythe has changed her name to Dolphin because she is becoming a fish. She doesn’t know what type of fish she’ll be, but she is learning fish behaviour and she is preparing herself to be a fish mum. The humour is black and the story is a reflection on living in this modern world.
The Paranoia Helix
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The guy’s idea of self comes from all the words spoken and written in the world. But lately they’ve got negative. And his old girlfriend’s photo of him has gone viral. He tries to engage with people by going online. But in the end he decides to write a book about his life using all the words said and written about him. Needless to say he still won’t be happy.
The Saturnine
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Victoria has a troubled relationship with her father. It is so bad she denies she ever had a father, let alone a mother who left her when she was very young. She talks about Cause and she talks about the beginnings of her life, and how it had to be uncaused. It is a way for her to kick start her life by negating all that has troubled her.
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