Billy Orton

Biography

Bill Orton is a writer who spent 25 years working for politicians and organized labor, but, after a stroke, became the luckiest soul in America, as now his only job title is "obscure novelist."

Smashwords Interview

What are "Those Bustling 20s?"
In my fourth novel -- "No One Cries for Monå Lizé" -- the June 2020 story features Riley Beach, who is friends with the Roccé brothers. Now, I am working on my fifth novel, and I released the first two chapters in February 2022, just days after Russia invaded Ukraine. The new book -- "Riley Beach on the Rocks... Finding Marble for Mr. Zelensky" -- will be finished by the end of the year. It takes place in June 2028. Those Bustling 20s. Riley and his friends are now high school graduates. There is another cold war, and the book shows that it ripples to the calmest waters. The opening chapters appear to be the first novel on Smashwords to use the phrase "BUSTLING 20s." A century ago, there were the Roaring 20s, which was a time of American optimism amidst an economic boom. Now, it is not a roaring optimism, but the economic is still bustling, even in the face of inflation and the uncertainty of a cold war. THOSE BUSTLING TWENTIES could become how this decade gets known as, so these opening chapters may offer the birth of that phrase.
What books did you write before "Those Bustling 20s?"
"Riley Beach on the Rocks" will be my fifth book, which I aim to complete at the end of 2022. The first four novels are described as "Post Gender" fiction, which is to say that gender shouldn't be the focus of characters. The interview features explanations about the current novel, "No One Cries for Monå Lizé.... 'A Fantastic Piece of Sh_t!' -- Arnold Spankergrüber." In all four of these novels, a pair of women -- Lori and December -- fall in love, and their best friend is a complete dork who cares enough to be their boneheaded ally. Lori Lewis is an athlete and soldier. Courage and honor define her. December Carrera is a dancer and web-cam diva. She offers the optimism of youth and the meaning of love and devotion. In today's age, people are debating the tiniest details of how to define life, but "post gender" says to let go of such concerns. Let characters define themselves. Sadly, the "post gender" genre seems mostly an act of fiction, as people seem to care more about pronouns and the clothing one wears then the value of courage and honor and love and devotion. So my five books are not the only fiction of a genre that differs from the social justice war, and I'll leave it to the woke crowd to debate such things. I'm just writing books, and hope that they add up to a new phrase -- post gender -- for a genre that later will rise as an alternative to thin-skinned unbending political correctness.
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Where to find Billy Orton online

Series

'Post Gender' fiction
WHAT "POST GENDER" IS NOT.... A "cancel culture" of "social justice warriors" fighting "The Struggle" to topple "The Patriarchy," in a battle against "white colonial oppression." NO, "POST GENDER" FICTION IS NOT PART OF "THE STRUGGLE." These books don't question school children about gender pronouns. Instead, a soldier falls in love with a webcam stripper. Sergeant Lori Lewis defines courage and determination. December Carrera represents youth and devotion. Their son, Riley, shows them parenting is life's greatest gift. "POST GENDER" fiction will not reduce these characters from love, marriage and family with pronouns. Why should gender EVER matter? Some readers won't like that women fall in love. Social justice warriors will be furious Lori and December aren't part of The Struggle. So I'll leave it to an exchange in book five between Riley and a character with a thick Irish accent.... DRIVER: “My daw’tuh married a smart and pretty Catholic girl.... They’uh happy being dull…. Making good money…. They go to Church tuh’geth’uh…. Francis approves.” RILEY: “But isn’t someone mad?” DRIVER: “I don’t care if anyone is mad... because my family is, uh, tired of, uh, talking about gen’duh.”

Books

Johnny Rocket & Those Bustling '20s ... Finding Marble for Mr. Zelensky
Series: 'Post Gender' fiction, (2022). Price: Free! Words: 30,340. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Coming of age
WTF? DeSantis won the primaries? This 2028 novel is about four high school graduates trying to figure out life, while America melts from a Cold War, rampant inflation and volcanic social unrest. Is it just a critique of how Putin's war will impact America? Or maybe it's a micro-aggression against the WTF Community of "social justice warriors" fighting "the struggles" against "the patriarchy?"
No One Cries for Monå Lizé.... 'A Fantastic Piece of Sh_t!' -- Arnold Spankergrüber
Series: 'Post Gender' fiction, (2022). Price: Free! Words: 47,120. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy
A COMEDY ABOUT WHITE PRIVILEGE!! In extraordinary times, ordinary people -- like soldiers & dancers -- still fall in love. Two stories -- set in September 1918 and June 2020 -- capture two times trapped by wars and pandemics, to show that love can rise above the mud of conflict and the slog of privilege, for like an Angel, like a bird, love lifts the human soul, even gripped by fear and hatred.
"Ride That Horse to the Frickin' White House"... With Groucho Harpo Chico Nixon
Series: 'Post Gender' fiction, (2015). Price: Free! Words: 106,250. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Sound familiar? Joe Biden faces a hate-spitting anti-politician who hammers division, tortures women, slurs foreigners & insults soldiers. Hatred erupts in violence across America, and climaxes with a cavalry charge to break the dork's rag-tag army marching towards the Capitol. At least in this satire, NIXON's GHOST gets to ride to the rescue, by teaching a dork how to become great in politics.
When Two Lovers Woo
Series: 'Post Gender' fiction, (2014). Price: Free! Words: 79,860. Language: American English. Published: March 25, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy
A female soldier wants to marry her stripper girlfriend, but battles sexually attacks by a Congressman on a "fact-finding tour" of Afghanistan. Meanwhile, the webcam diva fights pirates and a violent ex-boyfriend. Will the soldier face life behind bars for defending herself? Or will Joe Biden watch the newlyweds kiss, before bombs explode near Air Force One? Yes, this is still a romantic comedy.
Hope For Change... But Settle for a Bailout
Series: 'Post Gender' fiction, (2012). Price: Free! Words: 101,890. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy
SATIRE ON 2010 ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.... Are times so hard that everyone needs a bailout? Is a lottery ticket the only way up for ordinary Americans? And if winning changes everything, does it actually change you? A dork, an athlete and a stripper speak to anger against Fat Cats who beg for bailouts while the poor are lucky to eat during the collapse of the financial system.

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