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Buttontapper Press publishes humorous erotica, cheeky haiku anthologies, ninja novellas and travelogues by Laura Roberts.

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The Care and Maintenance of Bonsai: An Erotic Short Story (Quickies Book 1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,830. Language: American English. Published: June 14, 2014 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Bonsai and... bondage? Welcome to the curious world of BDSM and the people who enjoy it. Erotica writer Laura Roberts' short story explores the surprising similarities between the carefully curated growth of tiny trees and the initiation of a new submissive to her domme. The first in Buttontapper Press's "Quickie" series will take your breath away and leave you panting for more. 18+ only.
69 Sexy Haiku
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
In the mood for love? Looking to spice up your boudoir? Kick your love life up a notch with 69 Sexy Haiku, written to entice, seduce and delight lovers at play. From sensual poetry that will massage your senses to truly explicit mini-fantasies, these 69 poems explore love, lust and intimate relations with a personal twist. Inspire your lover with a private reading tonight!
Montreal from A to Z: An Alphabetical Guide
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,930. Language: American English. Published: November 29, 2013 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Nonfiction » Travel » By region
Tired of the same old guidebooks telling you what to do and where to go? This alphabetical city guide looks at Montreal - and tourism - from a whole new angle, letting readers browse the city at their own pace. Learn about local favorites, tourist attractions, and cultural oddities through the eyes of a long-time resident, and enjoy unique trivia you just won't get from the other guys!
Naked Montreal: Porn Stars and Peccadillos
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Series: Naked Montreal, Part 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,310. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2013 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Francesca "Frankie" Parker, Montreal's only sexy tour guide, is at it again. Introducing tourists to Montreal's Underground City, she's got more sexy stories to share, and plenty more lusty lads and ladies to keep entertained. Curious? Let Frankie be your guide in part two of this new erotic series from author Laura Roberts.
Naked Montreal
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Series: Naked Montreal, Part 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,040. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Meet Francesca "Frankie" Parker, Montreal's only guide to the real Underground City. It's not just a mall - it's the people and places that the guidebooks don't want you to see. Sex shops, strip clubs, burlesque festivals, and much more await in the Sin City of the North. Curious? Let Frankie be your guide in part one of this new series.
Haiku For Lovers: An Anthology of Love and Lust
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 5,470. Language: American English. Published: February 12, 2013 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
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Love, lust and desire take the form of cheeky, romantic and sexy haiku in this anthology from Buttontapper Press. Featuring the work of haiku masters, poetry aficionados and a handful of newcomers to the scene, Haiku For Lovers will sweep you off your feet, plant one on your lips and fly you to the moon. Share a few short, sweet and sassy poems with your lover this Valentine's Day - or any day!
Santa, Baby: A Short and Sexy XXXmas Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,000. Language: American English. Published: November 20, 2012 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Casey's got it bad for Santa Claus. Will she be on the Naughty list this year -- and will she like it?
The Vixen Files: Naughty Notes From a Montreal Sex Columnist
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 70,060. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2012 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sex and culture
Love, lust, sex, relationships, kinky, queer, questioning, BDSM, swingers, threesomes and plenty more fetish and fantasy topics can be found between the sheets of THE VIXEN FILES: NAUGHTY NOTES FROM A MONTREAL SEX COLUMNIST, a new collection of true erotic stories from Laura Roberts.
The Portable Laura Roberts
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Price: Free! Words: 16,090. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Literary collections » Female authors
THE PORTABLE LAURA ROBERTS is a sampler of author Laura Roberts' crime fiction, erotica, poetry and literary fiction from around the web. Why scatter your brain searching for these gems when you can read them all in one place on your favorite portable reading device?
Ninjas of the 512
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 26,820. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Laid off from her job, high school history teacher Suzie Jimenez doesn't get mad--she goes rogue! Joining a rebel band of ninjas in their quest to fight the power and the pirates that support it, Suzie is swept up in the ultimate battle between good and evil. Can one woman beat the system, or will Suzie be consigned to the dustbin of state history?
The Unbelievably True Story of the World's Worst Sex
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2012 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Peter Peckerwood thought he was the best thing to happen to women since Charles Bukowski. Of course, if you’ve ever read any Bukowski, right now you’re asking yourself “Who’d ever want to be such an asshole?” Thus begins The Unbelievably True Story of the World’s Worst Sex, a hilariously true tale of one woman’s journey through sexual hell and back.
The Montreal Guide to Sex
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,050. Language: American English. Published: January 13, 2012 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
THE MONTREAL GUIDE TO SEX collects 10 of author Laura Roberts' humorously erotic stories plus 1 sexy how-to manual together in one kinky little ebook.
Where to Get Laid in Montreal
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2011 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
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Ever wonder where Montrealers like to get busy? Curious about the carnal desires of hot-blooded Canadians? Check out this cheeky guide to the Sin City of the North and satisfy your most indecent urges with notes on some of the best places to get jiggy in the city, from sex al fresco to unique spots for your most secret trysts. For adults 18+ with a sense of humor only.
The Man With the Golden Cock: A Short & Sexy Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2011 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
James Bond gets shaken, not stirred, in this steamy erotic parody. Enjoy the art of the tease with a few martinis in this short piece that will have Mr. Big exploring your Octopussy with his Thunderball.
Victoria's Secret: A Short & Sexy Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2011 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Dan Johnson's locker-mate, Victoria McMasters, is the hottest girl in school. So when she urges him to join the theater club, he's ready and willing to do anything she asks. Will Dan learn Victoria's dirty secret? Enjoy this short erotic romp - the second in the Buttontapper Press "Quickie" series - to find out! 18+ only.
How to Suck Better
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 660. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2011 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
A brief how-to manual, sex writer Laura Roberts presents the short guide, "How to Suck Better" as a public service for anyone who aspires to be better in bed. Geared towards helping all the ladies and gay men of the world to learn how to perform fellatio like champs, this quickie aims to educate, entertain and enlighten as it stimulates the reader's imagination. (18+ with a sense of humor only.)
Double Trouble: A Short & Sexy Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2011 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Montreal, Sin City of the North. It's a slow night at the bar for Frankie Parker - a working girl looking for a good time. When she stumbles upon a sexy stranger, Frankie finds there's more to his singular charms. This short erotic story, the third in the Buttontapper Press "Quickie" series, will leave you weak at the knees begging for more from Frankie's mystery man. 18+ only.
Top 5 Reasons You Can't Get Laid in Montreal
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,310. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2011 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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Having problems locating a lady (or gentleman) to do your erotic bidding in the Sin City of the North? Consult this quickie for tips on taming the lusty locals! A cheeky look at the Montreal dating scene, this short piece (an excerpt from the serial novel Naked Montreal) is sure to get a laugh from locals and visitors alike. For adults 18+ with a sense of humor only.
Haiku for Haters
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 820. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2011 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Japanese Poetry
Perfect for those who hate to read wordy poetry, Austin-based author Laura Roberts' new HAIKU FOR HATERS ebook contains only 24 painless pages of 5-7-5s. Covering subjects as diverse as pop-star Prince to Chairman Mao and rowdy revolution, this is the first in the "Haiku for ____" series, with more coming soon; be sure to collect them all! (Print version available at Buttontapper.com.)
The NOIR Issue
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 16,540. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2011 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
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Black Heart Magazine has been publishing new fiction every Friday since 2008. Now enjoy the first of our themed digital issues, The NOIR Issue, featuring heavyweights from the nouveau-crime genre including Christopher Benton, Dan O'Shea, Benjamin Sobieck, Stephen D. Rogers, Jonathan Woods and more. Guest edited by crime fiction enthusiast and web writer extraordinaire Jimmy Callaway.


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  • Maynard Soloman vs. The Kidney Thieves (Funny Detective Stories #8) on Oct. 22, 2013

    Maynard Soloman is at it again, and this time the Ol' Badger is behind bars for a crime he never committed! Or is he? Maynard finds himself mixed up with some shady dealers, The Craigslist, and even motel kidney thieves. What will he do this time to escape death, or a fate-worse-than? Full disclosure: I got to name one of the characters in this book, so I was eager to find out the fate of Dominique Détente. But my lips are sealed, since it's a pivotal plot point. Suffice to say, this time Maynard's in deep, and he'll need all his cunning to get out of this jam with his pickle intact. Are his beans toast? Grab a copy of your own to find out!