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Buttontapper Press


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Buttontapper Press is the publishing arm of Laura Roberts' writing empire. Titles include erotica "quickies," full-length novels, anthologies and forthcoming serial titles. Find out more about Laura and her written work at Buttontapper.com.

Where to find Buttontapper Press online

Website: http://buttontapper.com
Twitter: originaloflaura
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Blog: http://buttontapper.com

Where to buy in print

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Montreal Stories: 4 Humorous, Erotic Tales About the Sin City of the North    by Laura Roberts
Price: $2.99 USD. 6560 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on May 29, 2012. .
Montreal Stories collects four of Laura Roberts' humorously erotic stories together in one ebook. Inside, readers will find "The Montreal Guide to Sex," "Where to Get Laid in Montreal," "Top 5 Reasons You Can't Get Laid in Montreal," and "The Unbelievably True Story of the World's Worst Sex," as well as an excerpt from Roberts' forthcoming novel, Naked Montreal.
The Portable Laura Roberts    by Laura Roberts
Price: $0.99 USD. 16100 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on May 20, 2012. .
The Portable Laura Roberts is Laura's most egotistical anthology to date, but she hopes her friends and fans will be amused by this diversion while they await the completion of her next novel.
Rebels of the 512    by Laura Roberts
Price: $2.99 USD. 26880 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on February 4, 2012. .
0.75 star(3.67)
Laid off from her job, high school history teacher Suzie Jimenez doesn't get mad--she goes rogue! Joining a rebel band of ninjas in their quest to fight the power and the pirates that support it, Suzie is swept up in the ultimate battle between good and evil. Can one woman beat the system, or will Suzie be consigned to the dustbin of state history?
The Unbelievably True Story of the World's Worst Sex    by Laura Roberts
Price: Free! 1770 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on January 13, 2012. .
Peter Peckerwood thought he was the best thing to happen to women since Charles Bukowski. Of course, if you’ve ever read any Bukowski, right now you're asking yourself "Who'd ever want to be such an asshole?" Thus begins The Unbelievably True Story of the World's Worst Sex (As Judged by Josey Vogels), a sad but true tale of one woman's journey through sexual hell and back.
The Montreal Guide to Sex    by Laura Roberts
Price: $1.99 USD. 1390 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on January 13, 2012. .
The Montreal Guide to Sex is a beginner's guide to choosing a partner in the Sin City of the North. A humorous how-to, this nonfictional guide will help you choose a proper partner for your deviant sexual fantasies with the help of easy-to-understand DOs and DON'Ts. Great for Montreal natives and tourists alike!
Naked Montreal - Part 1    by Laura Roberts
Price: Free! 1930 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on January 13, 2012. .
Naked Montreal is a fictional guide to the Sin City of the North, written by Black Heart Magazine editor Laura Roberts. The novel combines the saucy wit of Laura’s "V for Vixen" columns with the tale of one Smut Mistress' rise to the top of the city's swinging sexy scene, including all the sultry and sordid so-and-so's she meets along the way.
Where to Get Laid in Montreal    by Laura Roberts
Price: $0.99 USD. 1040 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on December 3, 2011. .
(5.00)
WHERE TO GET LAID IN MONTREAL is a cheeky how-to cum tour guide to the Sin City of the North. Excerpted from author Laura Roberts' forthcoming novel, Naked Montreal, this quickie will satisfy your most indecent urges and help put you in the mood while you await Laura's debut novel.
Never Trust A Brother    by Laura Roberts
Price: $1.99 USD. 1350 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on November 7, 2011. .
In this erotic lipogram (a short story that uses every vowel but I), follow the journey from long day into night as the candles burn and the monk yearns for the woman he cannot have... or can he?
The Man With the Golden Cock    by Laura Roberts
Price: $1.99 USD. 1930 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on November 7, 2011. .
James Bond gets shaken, not stirred, in this steamy erotic parody. Enjoy the art of the tease with a few martinis in this short piece by Naked Montreal novelist Laura Roberts.
Acting the Part    by Laura Roberts
Price: $1.99 USD. 1710 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on November 7, 2011. .
Dan joins his high school's theatre troupe at the urging of his sexy locker-mate, Victoria McMasters. Will he learn Victoria's secret, or apply himself to mastering method acting? Enjoy this erotic romp to find out!
How to Suck Better    by Laura Roberts
Price: $0.99 USD. 680 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on November 6, 2011. .
An excerpt from her forthcoming novel, Naked Montreal, Laura Roberts presents the short how-to guide, "How to Suck Better." Geared towards helping all the ladies and gay men of the world to learn how to perform fellatio like champs, this brief guide aims to educate, entertain and enlighten as it stimulates the reader's imagination.
Double Trouble    by Laura Roberts
Price: $0.99 USD. 1460 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on November 6, 2011. .
"Double Trouble" is a piece of short-form erotica by Naked Montreal author Laura Roberts. Set in Montreal on a slow night at the bar when the punters aren't punting, the action follows the protagonist's encounter with a sexy stranger--who's more than meets the eye.
Top 5 Reasons You Can't Get Laid in Montreal    by Laura Roberts
Price: $0.99 USD. 1310 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on November 6, 2011. .
(5.00)
An excerpt from her forthcoming novel, Naked Montreal, "Top 5 Reasons You Can't Get Laid in Montreal" is a succinct guide to getting it on in the Sin City of the North. If you're having problems locating a lady (or gentleman) to do your erotic bidding, consider consulting this quicky for a few cheeky tips on how to tame the locals!
Haiku for Haters    by Laura Roberts
Price: $2.99 USD. 820 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on July 17, 2011. .
Perfect for those who hate to read wordy poetry, Austin-based author Laura Roberts' new HAIKU FOR HATERS ebook contains only 24 painless pages of 5-7-5s. Covering subjects as diverse as pop-star Prince to Chairman Mao and rowdy revolution, this is the first in the "Haiku for ____" series, with more coming soon; be sure to collect them all! (Print version available at Buttontapper.com.)
The NOIR Issue    by Black Heart Magazine
Price: $2.99 USD. 16540 words. Published by Buttontapper Press  on July 3, 2011. .
(4.00)
Black Heart Magazine has been publishing new fiction every Friday since 2008. Now enjoy the first of our themed digital issues, The NOIR Issue, featuring heavyweights from the nouveau-crime genre including Christopher Benton, Dan O'Shea, Benjamin Sobieck, Stephen D. Rogers, Jonathan Woods and more. Guest edited by crime fiction enthusiast and web writer extraordinaire Jimmy Callaway.


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