False Grits
by Tom Berry
Price: $2.99 USD. 145790 words.
Published on November 23, 2011. Fiction.
George Murfrey born on the Mississippi Gulf Coast with a shameful birth defect that cause him to be shunned through childhood in which he was nicknamed Farts Murfrey. While being tried for murder and terrorism in Gulfport because of his letting loose his noxious gases in Walmart in which a lady died, The U.S. Army intervenes recruiting him for Special Forces, becoming a hero. Lots of laughs.