My Pen Is My Penis
by Willoughby Plug
Price: $0.99 USD. 22240 words.
Published by Colin Rock on February 13, 2013. .
We found the legendary Mr Plug festering in a small corner. He had quite a lot to say about life, death, sex, enemies, murder, goats, love, mothers and angst. To our horror he also pulled out a guitar and sang some songs. Internet access and courage required to click the links.
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Colin Rock
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Colin Rock has written for Radio, Theatre, Television and Film, as well has writing adult and children's fiction, non-fiction and music.
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Songs for Joss: part three 2001-current
by Colin Rock
Price: $1.99 USD. 8380 words. Published by Colin Rock on December 8, 2011. .
He crawled from the undergrowth on that Valentine's Day in 1981 with a song, a poem, and a desperate hunger. It took until 2007 to convince her. This is the story of a couple of ageing baby boomers trotting through life together. 'Very funny and at times quite inspiring. It might even be one of the great love stories of our time.' TW. Note: internet connection required to access songs.
Price: $1.99 USD. 8380 words. Published by Colin Rock on December 8, 2011. .
He crawled from the undergrowth on that Valentine's Day in 1981 with a song, a poem, and a desperate hunger. It took until 2007 to convince her. This is the story of a couple of ageing baby boomers trotting through life together. 'Very funny and at times quite inspiring. It might even be one of the great love stories of our time.' TW. Note: internet connection required to access songs.
Songs for Joss: part two 1991-2000
by Colin Rock
Price: $1.99 USD. 8140 words. Published by Colin Rock on November 29, 2011. .
The ongoing musical story of two ageing baby-boomers as they trot through life. It started in 1981 when he crawled to her door with a Valentine's Day poem and a song. They've had a few adventures along the way, and there's a song, a poem and a story for each year. Internet connection required to access the songs and videos.
Price: $1.99 USD. 8140 words. Published by Colin Rock on November 29, 2011. .
The ongoing musical story of two ageing baby-boomers as they trot through life. It started in 1981 when he crawled to her door with a Valentine's Day poem and a song. They've had a few adventures along the way, and there's a song, a poem and a story for each year. Internet connection required to access the songs and videos.
Songs for Joss: part one 1981-1990
by Colin Rock
Price: $0.99 USD. 8410 words. Published by Colin Rock on November 24, 2011. .
He crawled from the undergrowth on that Valentine's Day in 1981 with a song, a poem, and a desperate hunger. It took until 2007 to convince her. This is the story of a couple of ageing baby boomers trotting through life together. 'Very funny and at times quite inspiring. It might even be one of the great love stories of our time.' TW. Note: internet connection required to play embedded songs.
Price: $0.99 USD. 8410 words. Published by Colin Rock on November 24, 2011. .
He crawled from the undergrowth on that Valentine's Day in 1981 with a song, a poem, and a desperate hunger. It took until 2007 to convince her. This is the story of a couple of ageing baby boomers trotting through life together. 'Very funny and at times quite inspiring. It might even be one of the great love stories of our time.' TW. Note: internet connection required to play embedded songs.
Tear Drop
by Colin Rock
Price: $0.99 USD. 12140 words. Published by Colin Rock on November 8, 2011. .
Juvenile: short fiction Sam can't help it if he's a brilliant hacker and is the only guy able to stop toxic waste pirates from hijacking the submersible 'Tear Drop' to dump stuff in Antarctica. The world is pretty lucky they've got him, he reckons.
Price: $0.99 USD. 12140 words. Published by Colin Rock on November 8, 2011. .
Juvenile: short fiction Sam can't help it if he's a brilliant hacker and is the only guy able to stop toxic waste pirates from hijacking the submersible 'Tear Drop' to dump stuff in Antarctica. The world is pretty lucky they've got him, he reckons.
I didn't like Melbourne and then I did
by Colin Rock
Price: $0.99 USD. 12560 words. Published by Colin Rock on November 6, 2011. .
Juvenile fiction: 12,000 words Tommy and his mother have been on the run for most of his life. It's time to move again, but he likes it here, he likes his new friends, and he especially likes Gina. A smart guy with a plan and a bit of rat poison could lure the enemy in and end this once and for all.
Price: $0.99 USD. 12560 words. Published by Colin Rock on November 6, 2011. .
Juvenile fiction: 12,000 words Tommy and his mother have been on the run for most of his life. It's time to move again, but he likes it here, he likes his new friends, and he especially likes Gina. A smart guy with a plan and a bit of rat poison could lure the enemy in and end this once and for all.
Stamping Ground
by Colin Rock
Price: $0.99 USD. 53000 words. Published by Colin Rock on March 16, 2010. .
Philip has invented a space probe to fly up through the ozone hole. Trouble is he needs a cat as passenger and, amazingly, none of his selfish mates will help him out. Meanwhile Zane's bossy sister, Susy, is very concerned that old Rosie, owner of the local junk shop, is being evicted. To raise money she decides to hold a spectacular event. Zane and his horrid friends must help her cause! But the
Price: $0.99 USD. 53000 words. Published by Colin Rock on March 16, 2010. .
Philip has invented a space probe to fly up through the ozone hole. Trouble is he needs a cat as passenger and, amazingly, none of his selfish mates will help him out. Meanwhile Zane's bossy sister, Susy, is very concerned that old Rosie, owner of the local junk shop, is being evicted. To raise money she decides to hold a spectacular event. Zane and his horrid friends must help her cause! But the
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Songs for Joss: a sample selection
by Colin Rock
Price: Free! 3750 words. Published on March 15, 2012. Nonfiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
Songs for Joss: a sample collection Being the TRUE, unique and ongoing story of the MAN who wrote the Valentine songs and poems for the WOMAN each year from 1981 until today. Internet connection required to access embedded songs and videos.
Price: Free! 3750 words. Published on March 15, 2012. Nonfiction.
(4.00 from 1 review) Songs for Joss: a sample collection Being the TRUE, unique and ongoing story of the MAN who wrote the Valentine songs and poems for the WOMAN each year from 1981 until today. Internet connection required to access embedded songs and videos.
The Keepers of Dinosaur Reef
by Colin Rock
Price: $0.99 USD. 44280 words. Published on February 1, 2012. Fiction.
Zane can handle his weird sister; he can even handle his sworn enemies, Spike and Martin Bone, but when real trouble comes to town, Zane and the guys have to dig deep and bend a few rules. Dinosaur reef is THEIR patch and will be defended at any cost...even if it means a night safari into the Zoo, mixing it with animal smugglers, or investigating the mysterious boat in the tidal creek.
Price: $0.99 USD. 44280 words. Published on February 1, 2012. Fiction.
Zane can handle his weird sister; he can even handle his sworn enemies, Spike and Martin Bone, but when real trouble comes to town, Zane and the guys have to dig deep and bend a few rules. Dinosaur reef is THEIR patch and will be defended at any cost...even if it means a night safari into the Zoo, mixing it with animal smugglers, or investigating the mysterious boat in the tidal creek.
Jelly Game
by Colin Rock
Price: $0.99 USD. 70250 words. Published on November 10, 2011. Fiction.
The team from 'PrimeLine' TV have pretty well sewn up the 'jelly game', that dubious area of journalism featuring Elvis, aliens and sex scandals, but they're made for better stuff. They get the opportunity with an International Antarctica ecology conference. Survival calls for subterfuge, deviousness, cunning and courage. A bit of luck might come in handy, too.
Price: $0.99 USD. 70250 words. Published on November 10, 2011. Fiction.
The team from 'PrimeLine' TV have pretty well sewn up the 'jelly game', that dubious area of journalism featuring Elvis, aliens and sex scandals, but they're made for better stuff. They get the opportunity with an International Antarctica ecology conference. Survival calls for subterfuge, deviousness, cunning and courage. A bit of luck might come in handy, too.
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