Bruno Lombardi was born in Montreal, Canada in 1968. He has had a rather distressing tendency to be a weirdness magnet for much of his adult life. If your friend's cousin's brother-in-law tells you a story and swears it's true and that it ‘happened to someone he knows’, it was probably Bruno.
His hobbies include attempting to dissuade the cults that form around him, managing the betting pool on the next Weird Thing, attempting to kill his fiancée by feeding her home-cooked meals that contain an inordinate amount of cream and wine sauces, and being a slave to his two cats, Mynx and Sphinx. He currently lives in Ottawa and works as a civil servant for the Canadian government. Rumours that he secretly runs the Canadian government from his nuclear bunker with an android called 'Stephen Harper' as a front have never been substantiated and are merely rumours. Honestly.
He has also met lots of people off the internet and has yet to be murdered by any of them; his cats on the other hand have other ideas. This is his first published novel.
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Beware of aliens bearing gifts.
The Visitors come to Earth to sell cures and gadgets to selected nations. It seems a deal too good to be true, so many suspect it is.
Snake Oil is a different take on 'humanity meets aliens' with plenty of scifi jokes, online banter and a spot-on Daily Show scene. It is a fun, accurate insight into how the human race could behave when alien salesmen stop by.
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