Simon Gray


Biography

I’m a house painter.
So what does a house painter
know about human behavior?
For 16 years, I have observed
the modern caveman
in his natural habitat.
I’ve seen the best of men
and the worst of men.
I’ve seen marriages and kids,
fights and divorces, success
and failures, true love and
cheating, struggles with weight,
money, work, and just trying to
live day to day.
I believe that we are more alike
than we are different.
I know that this is the truth about
modern man.
It’ll make you laugh, cry, feel sad,
and get angry.
It’s everything a book should be.

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Books

Cavemen With Cell Phones    by Simon Gray
Price: $5.95 USD. 61270 words. Published on April 11, 2011. Nonfiction.

Cavemen with cell phones? Isn’t that exactly what we are? Shlepping around the planet, hunting and gathering and fighting like it’s still 50,000 B.C. Have we really changed all that much from our stoop-shouldered grunting ancestors? This is the truth about human behavior!

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