Christamar Varicella


Christamar Varicella is the author of the short story collection Too Weird, many humorous stories and articles, and the thriller novel, The Reverend.

Smashwords Interview

What inspired you to write Dinosaur Ghost?
I was struck by lightning.
Excuse me?
I was on the roof during a thunderstorm--I won't go into all the details here--let's just say I was wearing a metal colander on my head and I was having sex, when lightening literally struck. It blasted me off the roof and I landed in my neighbor's yard. Anyway, I went home the next day, and I just started writing. I'm not sure if there was a connection or not between the writing and the lightning strike, but they both happened at about the same time.
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Where to find Christamar Varicella online

Where to buy in print


Dinosaur Ghost
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,010. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If Dinosaur Ghosts are real, why are they eating republicans? So asks this very silly novella by the renowned humorist Christamar Varicella. Ultimately, the book will also answer the question, "What really killed the dinosaurs?" (Hint: it wasn't an asteroid.)
Too Weird
Price: Free! Words: 14,160. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Too Weird is a collection of seven short, darkly humorous stories by Christamar Varicella.
The Blue Whale in the Bathtub
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 950. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Imagination & Play
In this colorful picture book, a little girl with an active imagination enters into a battle of wills with her mother at bath time.
The Reverend
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 73,920. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
The man accused of a series of murders in the 1970s is long dead, but a new spate of killings bear eerie similarities, and rumors are swirling in the town he once terrorized.

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