C.J. Lanet

Biography

If you dare to waste one hour of time you lost the value of life. From my pen is this creed - the golden rule to prevent the mind from rusting. I have often regretted my writing, never my silence. Yet through it all - my words are not faked. Hands-on experience makes the difference. Indeed, it's impossible to be a writer without having lived. My short list of skills may offer an insight to what I say.

Artist
Gambler
Gangster
Industrialist
Inventor
Pilot
Pirate
Prizefighter
Prophet
Tycoon

"Magic happens only when you make it happen."

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Mermaid Conspiracy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,930. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Are mermaids for real? The government thinks so, while the public is mesmerized with misinformation. MERMAID CONSPIRACY is an honest attempt to tell the truth within a body of fiction.
Derek Jeter... Inside and Outside the Box
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 41,980. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Usually a baseball player's life story is overwhelmed with statistics and rarely goes beyond the popular caricature. Using untapped sources and the other kind, DEREK JETER... Inside and Outside the Box shows how the all-star and New York Yankee icon was created and the circumstances behind his good fortune and current change of luck. What's next happens for the fading athlete?
Lost Diaries of Barbara Allen
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Price: Free! Words: 84,150. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sex and culture
It's said only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. Well, I made time. Had too 'cause I never wanted to forget. I kept it up for 74 years and now it's time to burn it. ...with 39 pictures
XXXIV Sex Chronicles - The Box
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Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
The ultimate contraption to condition a young mind into believing that only the keeper knows best. Sex in a box was not the objective, so what was the motive?
The Paradise Wrestling Club - First Season: Ten Part Series
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Price: Free! Words: 37,880. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sexual behavior
From a modest gym to running a beer and chowder joint in Hyannis, Stew Mulligan doesn't know to shit or go blind. What can go wrong when you combine sex, scoundrels, scuffers and strawberries?
Confessions of a Grasshopper
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Price: Free! Words: 23,050. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City.
Bullies Never Grow Up
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Price: Free! Words: 5,310. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Education and Study Guides » Aims & objectives
"Bullies Never Grow Up" is required telling for children 5 to 12 years of ago. Without a doubt, bullying is a national episodic that warrants immediate proactive attention. Consider the ideas expressed in the conclusion of the story to determine what can be gone to address the problem.
XXXIV Sex Chronicles - Her Second Lick
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Price: Free! Words: 3,440. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sexual behavior
THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE COVER (The Virgin Hot Dog). Recently, I was in Asbury Park, New Jersey, at the Pinball Museum on the 'broadwalk' and saw THE HOT DOG POSTER. It was the same image I remembered from 1949 - the summer of my youth. Allow me to share a brief encounter when I answered the big question and lost my innocence.
Catcher McCall ... Outsider
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 134,240. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
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Learn the truth about 9/11, war on terrorism, picking the president and what's really going on in the USA. Catcher-McCall .. Outsider is your proxy and by following his trials and tribulations, the new reality finally has a face. Painted as a political drama, Catcher's only agenda is to find happiness with the woman he left behind in Afghanistan.
Notable Quotes of Catcher McCall
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Price: Free! Words: 20,450. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Historical » General
The quotes entitled "Medal of Honor" and "Presidential Candidate of the United States" are from Part Two: Catcher McCall - Respect and Betrayal.
Who's Catcher McCall?
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Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
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"I became a hero by mistake. My desire was to be an honest coward like everyone else. Yet, I argued with the gods of power and influence and stirred up evil. And learned - the difference between a hero and a coward is not what you think, but what you do about it. I have no desire to save the world or defend the rights of others; merely my intent is to be invisible and pick my causes."
Council Nine
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 76,710. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Fatima Halili only wanted to embrace a just and fulfilling life with her husband and three children. Events conspired to destroy it all until nothing was left except lost dreams and faded memories. Follow her quest to find the meanings of loneliness and despair by seek justice with revenge.
Eleventh Commandment
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 101,280. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Faking the second coming of Jesus Christ gave humanity the Eleventh Commandment. First installment of a trilogy that traced the origin of the long-lost Hebrew text and its implications with a secret agreement between the United States and extraterrestrials.
Geezer Weezer
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 143,800. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Family sagas
Weezer is 7 years old and Geezer is the ex-con, grandfather. Together they are arrested as terrorist against the United States. From events to circumstances, at each juncture concessions are made, compromises reluctantly taken until greed, corruption and fear rules their fate. The idea behind the book cover: Geezer Weezer must perform the perfect balancing act to ensure survival.

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