C.J. Lanet


Biography

After 55 years of making big money and spending it like I owned a Bernanke printing press, my once prodigious legacy is reduced to memories and therapy. Now I write from my soul with experiences lived in the first person.

"Magic happens only when you make it happen."

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Derek Jeter... Inside and Outside the Box    by C.J. Lanet
Price: $0.99 USD. 41980 words. Published on April 17, 2013. Nonfiction.

Usually a baseball player's life story is overwhelmed with statistics and rarely goes beyond the popular caricature. Using untapped sources and the other kind, DEREK JETER... Inside and Outside the Box shows how the all-star and New York Yankee icon was created and the circumstances behind his good fortune and current change of luck. What's next happens for the fading athlete?
Lost Diaries of Barbara Allen    by C.J. Lanet
Price: $1.00 USD. 84150 words. Published on April 2, 2013. Nonfiction.

It's said only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. Well, I made time. Had too 'cause I never wanted to forget. I kept it up for 74 years and now it's time to burn it. ...with 39 pictures
XXXIV Sex Chronicles - The Box    by C.J. Lanet
Price: Free! 1280 words. Published on March 28, 2013. Fiction.

The ultimate contraption to condition a young mind into believing that only the keeper knows best. Sex in a box was not the objective, so what was the motive?
The Paradise Wrestling Club - First Season: Ten Part Series    by C.J. Lanet
Price: Free! 37880 words. Published on December 20, 2012. Nonfiction.

From a modest gym to running a beer and chowder joint in Hyannis, Stew Mulligan doesn't know to shit or go blind. What can go wrong when you combine sex, scoundrels, scuffers and strawberries?
Confessions of a Grasshopper    by C.J. Lanet
Price: Free! 23050 words. Published on August 31, 2012. Fiction.

An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City.
Bullies Never Grow Up    by C.J. Lanet
Price: Free! 5310 words. Published on August 20, 2012. Nonfiction.

"Bullies Never Grow Up" is required telling for children 5 to 12 years of ago. Without a doubt, bullying is a national episodic that warrants immediate proactive attention. Consider the ideas expressed in the conclusion of the story to determine what can be gone to address the problem.
XXXIV Sex Chronicles - Her Second Lick    by C.J. Lanet
Price: Free! 3440 words. Published on August 9, 2012. Nonfiction.

THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE COVER (The Virgin Hot Dog). Recently, I was in Asbury Park, New Jersey, at the Pinball Museum on the 'broadwalk' and saw THE HOT DOG POSTER. It was the same image I remembered from 1949 - the summer of my youth. Allow me to share a brief encounter when I answered the big question and lost my innocence.
Catcher McCall ... Outsider    by C.J. Lanet
Price: $2.50 USD. 134240 words. Published on August 1, 2012. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Learn the truth about 9/11, war on terrorism, picking the president and what's really going on in the USA. Catcher-McCall .. Outsider is your proxy and by following his trials and tribulations, the new reality finally has a face. Painted as a political drama, Catcher's only agenda is to find happiness with the woman he left behind in Afghanistan.
Notable Quotes of Catcher McCall    by C.J. Lanet
Price: Free! 20450 words. Published on July 27, 2012. Fiction.

The quotes entitled "Medal of Honor" and "Presidential Candidate of the United States" are from Part Two: Catcher McCall - Respect and Betrayal.
Who's Catcher McCall?    by C.J. Lanet
Price: Free! 1600 words. Published on July 19, 2012. Fiction.

(2.00 from 1 review)
"I became a hero by mistake. My desire was to be an honest coward like everyone else. Yet, I argued with the gods of power and influence and stirred up evil. And learned - the difference between a hero and a coward is not what you think, but what you do about it. I have no desire to save the world or defend the rights of others; merely my intent is to be invisible and pick my causes."
Council Nine    by C.J. Lanet
Price: $1.50 USD. 76710 words. Published on June 27, 2012. Fiction.

Fatima Halili only wanted to embrace a just and fulfilling life with her husband and three children. Events conspired to destroy it all until nothing was left except lost dreams and faded memories. Follow her quest to find the meanings of loneliness and despair by seek justice with revenge.
Eleventh Commandment    by C.J. Lanet
Price: $1.50 USD. 101280 words. Published on June 3, 2012. Fiction.

Faking the second coming of Jesus Christ gave humanity the Eleventh Commandment. First installment of a trilogy that traced the origin of the long-lost Hebrew text and its implications with a secret agreement between the United States and extraterrestrials.
Geezer Weezer    by C.J. Lanet
Price: $1.50 USD. 143800 words. Published on May 18, 2012. Fiction.

Weezer is 7 years old and Geezer is the ex-con, grandfather. Together they are arrested as terrorist against the United States. From events to circumstances, at each juncture concessions are made, compromises reluctantly taken until greed, corruption and fear rules their fate. The idea behind the book cover: Geezer Weezer must perform the perfect balancing act to ensure survival.

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