C.K. Niemand

Biography

CK Niemand is an annoying absurdist who dabbles in music, writing, and casual observation. She has absolutely no talent for the visual arts and she can't sing in harmony to save her life. A paycheck collector by trade, she resides on a lonely and remote wind swept hillside with 42 gerbils and 117,471 Grandaddy Longlegs (population subject to change on a whim). Her hobbies include noodle crafts, finger snapping, magazine stacking, and smart-assery. At times, she tries to take things seriously in a futile attempt to break up the monotony of her rather meandering existence. She occasionally throws her attempts at creativity out into the ether using various monikers and pen names for no good reason at all.

Where to find C.K. Niemand online

Twitter: @CKNiemand

Books

Hags
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 33,760. Language: American English. Published: June 14, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Music is the only thing that really makes any sense to Gina anymore. Everything else has become a train of strange happenings, growing a bit more bizarre all the time. She would probably be a little worried if she hadn't lost all ability to care some time ago. But now, she's about to embark on the most interesting journey of her life.

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