Gerrard Wllson

Biography

I am not Roald Dahl, Darren Shan, J K Rowling or even Derek Landy, I am Gerrard T Wilson, The Crazymad Writer of children's stories. Although my works are primarily aimed at children, adults can and, indeed do, read them with as much interest and excitement. I like to think that my work has a universal appeal, spanning the generations, the sexes and even the continents. I have written so many stories, including 'Tales of the Extraordinary' (short stories with a unique, sometimes chilling appeal), 'Ali-bonkers', 'Fizzy Cherry Cola', and 'The Witches', also 'Forget the Celebrities -Read about My Crazy Life' (weird and bizarre tales from my absolutely crazy-mad life), 'Alice on Top of the World' (a follow on story to Alice in Wonderland, and Through the Looking Glass), 'HARRY, oh, she is a ROTTER (she's bad - and has lost her Magical Marbles), and 'Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous' (Jimmy is trying to stop Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into GLUE). I also wrote 'Nursery Rhymes - MY CRAZYMAD WAY' (my own unique slant on some familiar rhymes), 'My CRAZYMAD Poems' (a collection of strange, oddball, oftentimes bizarre poems, including 'Are you Normal?', 'Conkers Bonkers', 'Louco's Preferred Drink', 'Sparky Parents' , and 'I'm NOT Mad'). There is also 'Bolf' (a Troll whose idea of a having good time is eating empty cigarette packets!). You will also read about 'Fle' (an extremely old elf who lives in a fertilizer mine), 'Fairy Tales' including 'The Three Faerie Sisters', the 'Little Brown Frog', and 'A Christmas Story'. Next up is 'God, dog and Beelzebub' (what (what on earth can that be about?), 'Greengrocer Jack and the Talking Cabbages' (trying to stop a giant Yam from taking over the world), 'Poor Jane', and 'A Punt across the Thames' (I almost drowned that day!). Last, but certainly not least, I also wrote Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU', a series (three quadrilogies) featuring the oddball Outlanders, Wot and Nott.
Instead of giving your child that extra toy for his or her birthday, a book is a far better option. Preferably one of mine, I am sure they will treasure it long after their toys are abandoned at the back of that dusty old wardrobe.
Signed: The Crazymad Writer - ARRRGH.

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Books

Harry Rotter
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 73,480. Language: British English. Published: August 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Harry Rotter - her real name is Harriet Rotter - has lost her Magical Marbles. She enlists the help of her cousin, Box Privet, to help her retrieve them. At her behest, Box, who is a wizard with all things electronic, makes Harry an electro-­magical wand. Pandemonium ensues.
Tales of the Extraordinary
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,940. Language: British English. Published: February 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
Extraordinary stories by Gerrard T Wilson. Some people call me the new Roald Dahl. I don't care WHAT you call me as long as you enjoy reading my stories.
Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 38,540. Language: British English. Published: April 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Classics
First, she discovered Wonderland… Then she slipped through that fascinating Looking Glass… Now, she’s on Top of the World… The continuing adventures of a girl named Alice. Ever since I began writing, I wanted to create something special, a story to capture the hearts, minds and, above all, imagination of you, the readers, I hope that, in writing this tale, I have achieved this ambition.
Stewed Rhymes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,880. Language: British English. Published: April 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Nursery Rhymes
This book contains a selection of well-known nursery rhymes that I have given a new, crazymad lease of life.
Aliens Landed In Ballykilduff And Other Strange Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,340. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Crazymad stories for children and young at heart adults, including Bolf, The Seagull, and The Haunted House, to name but a few.
A Christmas Fairytale
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,080. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Christmas & Advent
Christmas Eve so still I know, But something’s in the wind, There’s a sense of magic about, It’s now we need our friends.
Fizzy Cherry Cola
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,450. Language: British English. Published: January 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Another strange and rather peculiar story, in the style of Roald Dahl, by the Crazymad Writer, Gerrard Wilson. Are you searching for the path of true enlightenment? If so, read on - but beware of unforeseen the consequences.
God, Dog and Beelzebub
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,770. Language: British English. Published: January 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A set of three short and very unusual stories, plus a special bonus feature.
The Witches
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,630. Language: British English. Published: January 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
The Witches, a short, scary story, plus some other unexpected delights.
The Fog
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A short and extraordinary story about a walk in the fog. Are you brave enough to read it?

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