Danny Marianino

Biography

The New Jersey native is the author of the acclaimed 10th Anniversary Edition of Don't Ever Punch a Rockstar A Collection of Hate Mail and Other Crazy Rumors (DiWulf Publishing), The Mega Book of Revenge Films Vol. 1 The Big Payback, The Belligerent Book of Movie Quotes and To Make Matters Worse, which is also available as an audio book through Audible. He has been a contributing writer for many different publications and various websites such as Bullet Proof Action, Lunchmeat Zine and comics such as Gorgon and Rising Rebels. Danny has also been a prominent member of the punk and hardcore music scene from his time playing in North Side Kings, and has been featured in publications such as Decibel Magazine, The A.V. Club, Vice.com, L.A. Times, Phoenix New Times and Spin Magazine. He has been featured on television networks such as MTV, VH1 and on TruTV.

Where to find Danny Marianino online

Books

It Blows My Mind Book II: The Gospel According to Carmine
Series: It Blows My Mind, Book 2. Pre-release—available May 21, 2024. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,560. Language: English. Published by Danny Marianino. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / comic strips & cartoons, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / parodies, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Topic / adult
In the follow up to the most important book of our generation, our protagonist Carmine returns to help correct societys imperfections with his witty humor and ridiculously opinionated sarcasm. Page after page, you'll find yourself relating to issues such as Man Buns and what to do When Someone Gets You Two Tickets to an Event as a Gift. You know, the really important things in all our daily lives.
It Blows My MInd
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 12,660. Language: English. Originally Published: March 28, 2024 by Danny Marianino. Categories: Fiction, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It Blows My Mind is a comedic look at everyday frustrations from the mind of Carmine, an overdramatic man who's easily agitated. Carmine is a lot like you and me, but maybe a little different in his reasoning and a bit more passionate in his disdain for things like Online Motivational Quotes, Parents That Bring a Baby to a Movie Theater, Wizards and Over-Friendly Neighbors.
To Make Matters Worse
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,280. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2016 . Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Biography
Danny Marianino's constant quest to find a comfortable place to poop as a youngster will have you in tears as you laugh and groan with him in this enlightening look into the enigmatic author and musician's childhood. Readers of his previous books will enjoy returning to Danny's unique voice as he takes you through his trials and tribulations as a rambunctious youth with a seemingly spastic colon.