Darrel Miller

Biography

It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!! Weird I know!!

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Books

May I Play?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My mother plays Dungeons and Dragons with my group; we still are working it out.
You've Got E-Male
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Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
PIctures of your junk are nothing new, from cave walls to cell phones, they're everywhere. Nice to know nothing has changed.
Sex Ed
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Price: Free! Words: 1,250. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A teacher decides that if he has to teach a subject like Sex Ed to a bunch of Middle School children, he would prefer using the latest teaching techniques.
The Mild West
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Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
The West should have been fueled by Pot and not Alcohol, and here is a compelling argument for why.
Bang! You
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Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This is the story of how an employee got himself in trouble by playing a card game with a bunch of kids. As kids will do they say things that others, particularly uptight adults, do not like. Most of the material in this story is distorted, compressed, and expanded.
Words about Jogging
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Price: Free! Words: 1,010. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
I talk about the fact that joggers are snobs and then I had to write more words for Apple.
When I Cook for You
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Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This is the author's cooking manifesto wherein he describes the what and why he cooks.
Ass/u/me
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Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
The author wonders what it means when people assume and offers some insights into what assumptions are, why we assume, and why it might be best to not assume at all.
Mind Catrol
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Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Your one true master isn't the Dark Robed Wrinkly Gentleman who shoots lighting from his finger tips. Nope, its that fluffy ball of fur that has charmed you with its Big Eyes and Ears: Your Cat.
Death by Staircase
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
They lurk around corners, around subways, in libraries, and in your own home. They are staircases, and they are dangerous.
Murder Bags
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Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Camping: The Do It Yourself Crime Scene Kit, is all about the fact that camping leads to death, yours. Don't do it, its dangerous. Nature is a dangerous place that is out to get you! You've been warned.
A Bald Hair Day
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Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
I am bald, and I know it, and people remind me of it every day. This is my reaction to it all.
Holy Food
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Price: Free! Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I visit one of my favorite places in the world: Whole Foods, and this is what happens as I explore that Health Food Temple.
Be Sarcastic: Revised and Expanded Edition
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Price: Free! Words: 5,620. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is how I use sarcasm, satire, and irony to create and nurture relationships.
Trailer Parks: Recession Proof Living
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Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Herein you find out about the purely American standard of Living: the Trailer Park. Learn about its habits and habitat. And even get a catchy tune to sing.
Fast Fooled
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Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Not fast, not food. You are literally eating junk, and no food. An exploration of our history with food we want now!
Recess Coaches
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Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A discussion of why having recess coaches is a stupid idea.
McLife Crisis
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Price: Free! Words: 990. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Chronicles the symptoms of Midlife Crisis as it applies to Ron McDonald of McDonald's fame.
Barbie Duel
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Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This essay explores the life of Barbie including the various controversies that have swirled about her.
Meat Your Maker
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Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Herein I debunk the Cave Man diet.
Meat Your Maker
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Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This is a duplicate, I can't delete it, I can't unpublish it, I am a moron! ;p
Cookie No!
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Price: Free! Words: 590. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Why I won't eat store bought cookie dough, and 7 other things it would be better to use it for.
Canaanite Barbie
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Price: Free! Words: 850. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
What the Future will Think of the Past?
A Digital Doomsday
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Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2010. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
Comic Books on the iPad and why I won't be reading them.
The Horror Days
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Price: Free! Words: 930. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2010. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
This essay explains why I am personally at "war" with X-mas.
Be Sarcastic
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2010. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
You like to be a smart alec, but it keeps getting in your way, here's why, and here's how to make it a tool to help you.

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