Darrel Miller


Biography

It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!! Weird I know!!

Books

Dispatches from Darrel #1    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 1340 words. Published on May 6, 2012. Fiction.

What if a Diary and The Onion had a baby, I'd like to think this is what it would be like.
Trailer Parks: Recession Proof Living    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 1180 words. Published on April 3, 2012. Nonfiction.

Herein you find out about the purely American standard of Living: the Trailer Park. Learn about its habits and habitat. And even get a catchy tune to sing.
Fast Fooled    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 1370 words. Published on January 27, 2012. Nonfiction.

(4.00 from 1 review)
Not fast, not food. You are literally eating junk, and no food. An exploration of our history with food we want now!
Recess Coaches    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 1060 words. Published on June 27, 2011. Nonfiction.

A discussion of why having recess coaches is a stupid idea.
McLife Crisis    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 990 words. Published on June 10, 2011. Nonfiction.

Chronicles the symptoms of Midlife Crisis as it applies to Ron McDonald of McDonald's fame.
Barbie Duel    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 1200 words. Published on March 28, 2011. Nonfiction.

This essay explores the life of Barbie including the various controversies that have swirled about her.
Meat Your Maker    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 620 words. Published on March 7, 2011. Nonfiction.

0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Herein I debunk the Cave Man diet.
Meat Your Maker    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 610 words. Published on March 7, 2011. Nonfiction.

This is a duplicate, I can't delete it, I can't unpublish it, I am a moron! ;p
Cookie No!    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 590 words. Published on January 18, 2011. Nonfiction.

(4.00 from 1 review)
Why I won't eat store bought cookie dough, and 7 other things it would be better to use it for.
Canaanite Barbie    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 850 words. Published on January 4, 2011. Nonfiction.

(2.00 from 2 reviews)
What the Future will Think of the Past?
A Digital Doomsday    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 830 words. Published on December 28, 2010. Nonfiction.

(3.00 from 1 review)
Comic Books on the iPad and why I won't be reading them.
The Horror Days    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 940 words. Published on December 21, 2010. Nonfiction.

(3.00 from 2 reviews)
This essay explains why I am personally at "war" with X-mas.
Be Sarcastic    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 1130 words. Published on December 20, 2010. Nonfiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
You like to be a smart alec, but it keeps getting in your way, here's why, and here's how to make it a tool to help you.

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