Location: United Kingdom
Member Since: Sep. 19, 2011

Dave Dutton


Biography

Author and actor based in Manchester, England.

Books

Lancashire Laughter and Tears    by Dave Dutton
Price: $4.49 USD. 16410 words. Published on October 25, 2012. Fiction.
An anthology of Lancashire dialect poems and stories from an award-winning dialect poet and author. In this collection of poems and memories, Lancashire actor Dave Dutton explores both sides of his home county: from the funny to the sad. The grief evoked by the Pretoria pit disaster at Christmas is counterbalanced by the stunned Lancashire couple who inadvertently give birth to a Yorkshire baby!
The Little eBook of Insults    by Dave Dutton
Price: $2.99 USD. 9950 words. Published on December 8, 2011. Nonfiction.
There are only three ways of dealing with an insult:Ignore it; Thump the Perpetrator (not recommended)or, best of all, top it with an even better one and this little ebook will give you all the ammunition you need.
Horrors!    by Dave Dutton
Price: $3.99 USD. 25390 words. Published on October 11, 2011. Nonfiction.
Amazing Tales of the Macabre involving Matters Morbid; Bits of Famous Folk; Shocking "Cures"; Strange Deaths and Bizarre People.
The Book of Famous Oddballs.    by Dave Dutton
Price: $3.99 USD. 24680 words. Published on September 27, 2011. Nonfiction.
Bizarre, hilarious and amazing truths about famous people. Their habits, eccentricities and quirks exposed.
Lanky Panky    by Dave Dutton
Price: $3.99 USD. 8820 words. Published on September 21, 2011. Nonfiction.
Dave Dutton's hilarious guide to the "Lanky" dialect of Northern England - aka the Lancashire dialect. A spoof phrasebook and guide and companion to his legendary "Lanky Spoken Here!" book.
Lanky Spoken Here!    by Dave Dutton
Price: $3.99 USD. 8540 words. Published on September 19, 2011. Nonfiction.
Dave Dutton's legendary spoof comic phrasebook and guide to the wonders of the Lancashire dialect. Learn how to speyk like a native!
How To Be A Crafty Cruiser.    by Dave Dutton
Price: $4.99 USD. 8990 words. Published on September 19, 2011. Nonfiction.
How you can save time, money and hassle on your luxury cruise with proven tips and tricks from a veteran cruiser of over 27 cruises. Cruising can be confusing if you are relatively new to this type of holiday.So imagine getting a head start. Now you can - with this handy little guide - because it will tell you what you need to know before you even set foot onboard ship.

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