What a Big Wiggly Butt Can Do: A Novelette
Martha never fit in, growing up poor in a rich little city. Things got worse her senior year, when she grew a big caboose that got her noticed in the wrong way. But when Martha turns eighteen and gets out of that pretentious place, she learns having a big, wiggly caboose isn’t such a bad thing. In fact, it helps her get noticed, this time in the right way.