Price: $1.99 USD. 80640 words. Published on December 4, 2009. Fiction.
(4.33 from 3 reviews) Simon, a gentle computer technician, is shocked to find out that he's a wizard. But his customer really takes Simon for a ride when Bartleby, his mentor, gets kidnapped a day after their first practice. Unable to even find a girlfriend, Simon now has to find some way to deal with a dirty wizard, find a Familiar, and save the world from finicky Elder Gods. On a deadline.