Dick Allan

Biography

Been around for more than half a century, but not old yet. Grew up oversexed and underfucked. Always had a bizarre sense of humor.
Dick Allan is a pen name, but all of the above is true.

Smashwords Interview

What are you working on next?
More Erectus adventures;another serial and some stand alone stories. I also just had an inspiration for another fairy-tale inspired story, Jack the Giant Layer .
What is your writing process?
I use an outline and tack on bits and pieces here and there until all the holes are filled.
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Books

Climax At Mount Gushmore
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 14. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,230. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014. Category: Fiction
An erotic sword & sorcery parody.The climax of the first story arc, wherein Erectus and his friends and allies follow the evil wizard Gashscar up the slopes of Mount Gushmore and into a strange tunnel, where they fall prey to the deadly succulas, provocative, sensual, sexually exciting, soul-sucking entities under the control of Gashscar.
Erectus In The Country
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 13. Price: Free! Words: 5,280. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
An erotic sword and sorcery parody wherein Erectus, the royal Wizard Elrod the Magnificent, and a select group of mercenaries pursue the evil wizard Gashscar toward Mount Gushmore. They are attacked by sexy, deadly dreams, confused dogs, and some very strange trees.
In The Garden Of Forgetfulness
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 12. Price: Free! Words: 5,480. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014. Category: Fiction
An erotic sword & sorcery parody, wherein Erectus and Elrod, with their small army, assault Gashscar's villa which is defended, it seems, by naked women. While Elrod and Gashscar exchange spells Erectus, disguised as General Gennitol, is transported inside to rescue Gennitol from the dungeon and Princess Clitoria from her drugged stupor in the garden of forgetfulness.
Erectus And The Mudgina
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 11. Price: Free! Words: 4,480. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Category: Fiction
An erotic sword & sorcery parody wherein Erectus and Elrod, with their small army, are intercepted by Gashscar, with his small army. Gashscar attempts to animate a giant bronze statue to defeat them but his spell is deflected and animates a nearby hillside instead, turning it into a giant, horny, female golem, presenting a new set of problems for Erectus and Elrod while Gashscar retreats.
The High Priestess Of Erotia
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 5,550. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2013. Category: Fiction
An erotic sword & sorcery parody wherein Erectus and Elrod must convince the High Priestess of the Temple Of Erotia to use her temple and priestesses to discreetly recruit an army to defeat the evil wizard Gashscar in his villa, before he puts into effect his plans to completely take over the palace.
The Shrunken Villagers
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 4,870. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2013. Category: Fiction
An erotic sword & sorcery parody wherein Erectus, still shrunk to one twelfth his height, saves a woman his own size from an angry mouse, meets Talia and Jenna, Talia's twin sister, has sex with women shrunk smaller than himself, gains allies, gets a blowjob from a witch, and rides another bird.
Erectus In The Villain's Villa
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2013. Category: Fiction
(An erotic sword & sorcery parody.) Erectus, shrunk down to six inches in height, sneaks into Clitoria's apartment at the Palace to spy on the imposter who is impersonating her. He sees a statue get an erection, witnesses a transformation, and infiltrates the villain's villa to learn secrets vital to national security.
Invisible In The King's Harem
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013. Category: Fiction
(An erotic Sword & Sorcery parody.) Erectus, employed as a spy by the Royal Wizard, Elrod the Magnificent, is made invisible and sent into the King's harem to deliver a message and a magic ring to Queen Javina, confined in an inner room. Can he make it through a room full of beautiful women unmolested? Will the Queen be receptive top his message?
Saving The Priestess
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 3,590. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2013. Category: Fiction
(An erotic sword and sorcery parody.) On his way to the Temple Of Erotia, in the city of Titslegass, to have a carnal visit with his favorite priestess, Sherryaire, Erectus spots her sneaking away through an alley. He follows her in case she gets in trouble. She does.
Erectus And The Slave Woman
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 3,880. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2013. Category: Fiction
(An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody) During the days Erectus is in charge of the renovations at Princess Clitoria's villa. During the nights he plays with the princess in her private chambers. When she's gone for too long he must find other diversions. While he's looking through Clitoria's books of sexual positions the cleaning woman comes in.
Erectus And The Widow Pashin
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 2,560. Language: English (Welsh dialect). Published: June 19, 2013. Category: Fiction
(An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody) Erectus has been hiding from Princess Clitoria in the home of the Widow Pashin. Now that his work on the Tower of Balsukh is done he has to find a way to tell her he is leaving the city of Titslegass. To complicate matters he learns that Clitoria has recruited Elrod, the Royal Magician, to help her find him.
The Aphrodisiac Darts
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2013. Category: Fiction
(An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody) Wherein Erectus and his friends, Kumjoi and Pyoobs, while trying to get from one bar to the next, are struck with aphrodisiac darts and led docilely into a secret temple, where they are compelled by the drug on the darts to have unending sex with many women. The downside is that it doesn't look like they'll get out alive.
In Clitoria's Passion Pit
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,880. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2013. Category: Fiction
(An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody) Two weeks after his interrupted encounter with Princess Clitoria Erectus is still dreaming about her, but with little hope of ever seeing her again. Then she kidnaps him and takes him to one of her passion pits where he learns that even though the sex is great there are downsides to having an affair with a princess.
In The Temple Of Erotia
By Dick Allan
Series: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2013. Category: Fiction
(4.00 from 1 review)
(An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody) Erectus, new to the city of Titslegass, wants to get laid so his friend takes him to the priestess prostitutes at the Temple Of Erotia. Lured to the high end by the breasts of Sherryaire, he is interrupted by the jealous General Gennitol. He escapes naked into the street and runs into Princess Clitoria, who smuggles him into the palace to have her way with him.
Rude Awakening
By Dick Allan
Price: Free! Words: 4,900. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2013. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
When Roger Sinclair found out he had an incurable disease he opted to go into cryogenic suspension until a cure could be found. When he woke up he learned that cryo-corpses are legally dead, so the rich bitch who bought the cryogenic facility he was frozen in now owns him to do with as she pleases.
Dave's Blow Job
By Dick Allan
Price: Free! Words: 3,040. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction
0.25 star(4.33 from 3 reviews)
(Warning: this story contains oral sex.) I always wondered why my friend Dave, who clearly wasn't gay, never hung out with the guys on Friday night, and he never had a girlfriend, nor seemed interested in getting one. One night my curiosity got the best of me so I followed him and spied on him. What I found out blew me away.
A Sleeping Beauty
By Dick Allan
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2013. Category: Fiction
0.5 star(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Prince Jack, as the youngest of a sizable Royal family, has little chance of marrying a worthwhile princess, so he sets out to awaken the legendary Sleeping Beauty. Kissing her doesn't work; something more is required. A slightly shorter version of this story first appeared in Swinging Times National Edition No. 240.
California Genie
By Dick Allan
Price: Free! Words: 4,720. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2013. Category: Fiction
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
When Dick found an ancient bottle in the sand he broke the seal and let out a horny, mischievous genie who took him on a wild night of magical, sexual misadventures.

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