The Aphrodisiac Darts (An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody)
by Dick Allan
Price: Free! 4640 words.
Published on May 19, 2013. Fiction.
Wherein Erectus and his friends, Kumjoi and Pyoobs, while trying to get from one bar to the next, are struck with aphrodisiac darts and led docilely into a secret temple, where they are compelled by the drug on the darts to have unending sex with many women. The downside is that it doesn't look like they'll get out alive.
Location: Canada
Member Since: Dec. 05, 2012
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Dick Allan
Biography
Been around for more than half a century, but not old yet. Grew up oversexed and underfucked. Always had a bizarre sense of humor.
Dick Allan is a pen name, but all of the above is true.
Dick Allan is a pen name, but all of the above is true.
Books
In Clitoria's Passion Pit (An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody)
by Dick Allan
Price: Free! 3820 words. Published on April 26, 2013. Fiction.
The 2nd adventure of Erectus. Two weeks after his interrupted encounter with Princess Clitoria Erectus is still dreaming about her, but with little hope of ever seeing her again. Then she kidnaps him and takes him to one of her passion pits where he learns that even though the sex is great there are downsides to having an affair with a princess.
Price: Free! 3820 words. Published on April 26, 2013. Fiction.
The 2nd adventure of Erectus. Two weeks after his interrupted encounter with Princess Clitoria Erectus is still dreaming about her, but with little hope of ever seeing her again. Then she kidnaps him and takes him to one of her passion pits where he learns that even though the sex is great there are downsides to having an affair with a princess.
In The Temple Of Erotia (An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody)
by Dick Allan
Price: Free! 5260 words. Published on April 5, 2013. Fiction.
The first adventure of Erectus the builder. Erectus, new to the city of Titslegass, wants to get laid so his friend takes him to the priestess prostitutes at the Temple Of Erotia. Lured to the high end by the breasts of the priestess Sherryaire, he is interrupted by the jealous General Gennitol. He escapes naked into the street and runs into Princess Clitoria, who smuggles him into the palace.
Price: Free! 5260 words. Published on April 5, 2013. Fiction.
The first adventure of Erectus the builder. Erectus, new to the city of Titslegass, wants to get laid so his friend takes him to the priestess prostitutes at the Temple Of Erotia. Lured to the high end by the breasts of the priestess Sherryaire, he is interrupted by the jealous General Gennitol. He escapes naked into the street and runs into Princess Clitoria, who smuggles him into the palace.
Rude Awakening
by Dick Allan
Price: Free! 4920 words. Published on March 8, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
When Roger Sinclair found out he had an incurable disease he opted to go into cryogenic suspension until a cure could be found. When he woke up he learned that cryo-corpses are legally dead, so the rich bitch who bought the cryogenic facility he was frozen in now owns him to do with as she pleases.
Price: Free! 4920 words. Published on March 8, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review) When Roger Sinclair found out he had an incurable disease he opted to go into cryogenic suspension until a cure could be found. When he woke up he learned that cryo-corpses are legally dead, so the rich bitch who bought the cryogenic facility he was frozen in now owns him to do with as she pleases.
Dave's Blow Job
by Dick Allan
Price: $0.99 USD. 3040 words. Published on February 22, 2013. Fiction.
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Warning: this story contains oral sex.) I always wondered why my friend Dave, who clearly wasn't gay, never hung out with the guys on Friday night, and he never had a girlfriend, nor seemed interested in getting one. One night my curiosity got the best of me so I followed him and spied on him. What I found out blew me away.
Price: $0.99 USD. 3040 words. Published on February 22, 2013. Fiction.
(4.00 from 2 reviews) Warning: this story contains oral sex.) I always wondered why my friend Dave, who clearly wasn't gay, never hung out with the guys on Friday night, and he never had a girlfriend, nor seemed interested in getting one. One night my curiosity got the best of me so I followed him and spied on him. What I found out blew me away.
A Sleeping Beauty
by Dick Allan
Price: $0.99 USD. 2960 words. Published on February 9, 2013. Fiction.
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Prince Jack, as the youngest of a sizable Royal family, has little chance of marrying a worthwhile princess, so he sets out to awaken the legendary Sleeping Beauty. Kissing her doesn't work; something more is required. A slightly shorter version of this story first appeared in Swinging Times National Edition No. 240.
Price: $0.99 USD. 2960 words. Published on February 9, 2013. Fiction.
(4.33 from 3 reviews) Prince Jack, as the youngest of a sizable Royal family, has little chance of marrying a worthwhile princess, so he sets out to awaken the legendary Sleeping Beauty. Kissing her doesn't work; something more is required. A slightly shorter version of this story first appeared in Swinging Times National Edition No. 240.
California Genie
by Dick Allan
Price: Free! 4740 words. Published on January 30, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
When Dick found an ancient bottle in the sand he broke the seal and let out a horny, mischievous genie who took him on a wild night of magical, sexual misadventures.
Price: Free! 4740 words. Published on January 30, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review) When Dick found an ancient bottle in the sand he broke the seal and let out a horny, mischievous genie who took him on a wild night of magical, sexual misadventures.
The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus (An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody)
by Dick Allan
Price: $0.99 USD. 70160 words. Published on December 30, 2012. Fiction.
New to the ways of the city of Titslegass, capital of Boobylon, Erectus is forced to make a sudden departure from the priestess Sherryaire by the arrival of the jealous General Gennitol. His escape puts him in the hands of the rebellious Princess Clitoria. (WARNING: This book contains scenes that may be offensive to some people and hilarious to others.)
Price: $0.99 USD. 70160 words. Published on December 30, 2012. Fiction.
New to the ways of the city of Titslegass, capital of Boobylon, Erectus is forced to make a sudden departure from the priestess Sherryaire by the arrival of the jealous General Gennitol. His escape puts him in the hands of the rebellious Princess Clitoria. (WARNING: This book contains scenes that may be offensive to some people and hilarious to others.)
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