Location: United States
Member Since:
Jan. 08, 2015
Will Gardner
Biography
About A Guy Named Will
Yea, so my name is Will Gardner. It's the name I was given at birth. Standard naming procedure, from what I've been told. People in Arkansas pronounce it 'wheel' which is somewhat endearing, I guess...really depends on who's saying it.
I began writing at the tender age of 16 in various online competitions. I'm not one to brag or anything, but I was highly successful...like, really, really successful...I mean, we're talking ground breaking levels of success here. In all seriousness, it was a fun, productive way to spend my time and flesh out a talent I had been gifted.
Moving on to college, I majored in Creative Writing and wrote for the Texas Tech newspaper. While writing for the politically divisive publication, I penned such controversial articles as "Gay Marriage is a Matter of Evolution" and "You Think White Men Can't Jump, Watch the WNBA." Those may not have been the EXACT titles, but you get the picture.
After college, I became the creative head for Gardner Realty. Let me tell you, I can write the heck out of a two story, four bedroom home nestled on five acres.
My first book, Plastic Hooking, is based on characters and an idea I developed several years ago. It's a (mostly) comedy fiction novel with just enough action, suspense and violence sprinkled in to keep situations from getting too wacky. It's the first in a three part series. A series I hope to have finished by the year 2067. I am a writer, after all.
As my career goes on, I hope to expand this About Me section but, for now, that about sums it up.
Thanks for reading!
Will Gardner
Yea, so my name is Will Gardner. It's the name I was given at birth. Standard naming procedure, from what I've been told. People in Arkansas pronounce it 'wheel' which is somewhat endearing, I guess...really depends on who's saying it.
I began writing at the tender age of 16 in various online competitions. I'm not one to brag or anything, but I was highly successful...like, really, really successful...I mean, we're talking ground breaking levels of success here. In all seriousness, it was a fun, productive way to spend my time and flesh out a talent I had been gifted.
Moving on to college, I majored in Creative Writing and wrote for the Texas Tech newspaper. While writing for the politically divisive publication, I penned such controversial articles as "Gay Marriage is a Matter of Evolution" and "You Think White Men Can't Jump, Watch the WNBA." Those may not have been the EXACT titles, but you get the picture.
After college, I became the creative head for Gardner Realty. Let me tell you, I can write the heck out of a two story, four bedroom home nestled on five acres.
My first book, Plastic Hooking, is based on characters and an idea I developed several years ago. It's a (mostly) comedy fiction novel with just enough action, suspense and violence sprinkled in to keep situations from getting too wacky. It's the first in a three part series. A series I hope to have finished by the year 2067. I am a writer, after all.
As my career goes on, I hope to expand this About Me section but, for now, that about sums it up.
Thanks for reading!
Will Gardner
Where to find Will Gardner online
Books
A Cult Inheritance
by Will Gardner
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 70,520.
Language:
English.
Published: October 4, 2017
.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Murphy Dunnigan, a promising officer in the Air Force, has his life derailed when he inherits a cult from his recently deceased father, a man he never met. Murphy must now decide how to proceed. The deeper he delves into the cult, the murkier the decision becomes.
Plastic Hooking
by Will Gardner
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 141,180.
Language:
English.
Published: January 8, 2015
.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Growing up, we were told hard work would take us wherever we wanted to go. What everyone failed to mention was that upon arrival, we’d be faced with drugs, alcohol, expulsion, bounty hunters and a plastic hooker named Cindy.