Confessions of a Liberal Lover by Maud Muller
Approx. 34,210 words.
Published on September 24, 2013.
Convinced the secret to happiness depends on finding a virile, incredibly handsome man like the ones in romance novels, Alice embarks on a life-long quest for her Prince Charming. Over the years her politically conservative lovers continue to disappoint, but the wise-cracking gargoyle who is her trusted adviser is there to help her pick up the pieces.