Elizabeth Ratface

Biography

Elizabeth Ratface has had her share of relationships gone bad. She decided to write about her experiences both as personal therapy and in the hope that others suffering from equally bad experiences will no longer feel alone.

Books

The Stupider Sex
Price: Free! Words: 14,260. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Family relationships
Which sex is stupider? This volume seeks to answer this question, using heavy doses of humor and a multitude of examples. Written by Liz and her husband Roland in order to give both sides of the story, chapters explore the myths of women who cannot operate simple devices, men who bungle simple shopping tasks, women drivers, and men who are clueless about relationships.
How to Fail at Dating
Price: Free! Words: 11,220. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Etiquette, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
While many consider themselves experts at failed dating and courtship, this tongue-in-cheek guide provides a number of dubious examples about how to be even worse. Instructions are given on how to develop an annoying hyena laugh, the appropriate moment to mention how cancerous your date looks, and the best time to drop a hot dog in their lap. Topics include dinner dates, movies, sports and dancing

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