Bad Art: A Novel    by Eric Gideon
Price: Free! 73400 words. Published on September 12, 2010. Fiction.
A top secret death ray has been hidden inside the body of a whimsical lawn gnome, and it's Danny Fortune's job to find it! He accidentally discovers that he is in the middle of a plot to create a super weapon from a long-hidden scientific discovery. With his quirky buddy Nelson, he races to find the lawn gnome that holds the key to saving his girlfriend, and maybe even the world!