Eric Munter


Biography

I live in Miami, Florida which is where I enjoy the company of my closest friends and family, laughing regularly, writing books, writing satirical poetry, drinking coffee, drawing drawings and eating peanut butter. I also recently turned 22 years old only a few years ago.

I dislike people who undergo humourdisectomies (removal of the humor gland), uncontrollably screaming children (or "Wigglies), people who are too serious and, most especially, Styrofoam.

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Books

Tearing Your Eyes Out: A Collection of Poetrical Abominations    by Eric Munter
Price: $0.99 USD. 6240 words. Published on September 6, 2011. Fiction.

"Tearing Your Eyes Out: A Collection of Poetrical Abominations" is a children's book intended for anyone who can appreciate strange but humorous, wittily written, nonsensical poetry. Within the confines of this ridiculously random world, you will find cotton-clad sheep, tongue twisting exercises, French food fixations and elusive lake monsters. Each poem is accompanied by its own illustration
The Bylaws of Friendship: A Humorous & Friendly Guide for Friends in Friendships    by Eric Munter
Price: $0.99 USD. 15040 words. Published on September 5, 2011. Nonfiction.

"The Bylaws of Friendship" is a humorous guidebook written for human beings who claim to have friends. Each bylaw is accompanied by quips such as amusing tables, confusing charts, bizarre illustrations and silly short stories. Those who possess this book and learn to uphold its teachings, wield the unimaginable powers of an ultimate friendship.

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