Essay Snark


Biography

Essay Snark is an MBA admissions consultant who is sometimes amused and often appalled by what candidates write in their MBA essays to top bschools. Essay Snark shares others' mistakes, so you don't make admissions directors laugh or, worse, want to hurl when they read your essays. If you, intrepid applicant, want to have your essay reviewed by Essay Snark (and posted anonymously - yes everyone will see it), email it to essaysnark(at)gmail(dot)com. Emailing your essay means you give explicit permission for it to be posted (obvious identifying information such as your name and the name of your employer will be removed), and you release Essay Snark from any claims that may result from possible humiliation over said snarkiness. (And please, people, don't email us two days before the app deadline and expect to hear back in time.)

EssaySnark has helped clients with successful applications to:
Harvard
Stanford
Wharton
Columbia
NYU
MIT
Kellogg
Chicago
Haas
Yale
UCLA
Ross
Darden
Duke
Cornell
Georgetown
USC
Vanderbilt
Babson
UT-Austin
INSEAD
IE
IESE
Esade
and many more...

Where to find Essay Snark online


Books

EssaySnark's Strategies for Reapplying to Bschool – Successfully, This Time!    by Essay Snark
Price: $17.95 USD. 19270 words. Published on May 21, 2012. Nonfiction.

Let EssaySnark help with your reapplication to business school. You'll be taken through a self-assessment of your original application to see what went wrong the first time. You'll know for sure if you need to re-take the GMAT. And, you'll discover the winning additions to a profile that every adcom loves to see. This Guide is your best chance to turn that "No" to a "Yes!"
EssaySnark's Strategies for Your MBA Admissions Interview    by Essay Snark
Price: $14.95 USD. 14150 words. Published on January 26, 2012. Nonfiction.

The best MBA programs require an interview before admission. The array of scenarios is incredibly confusing – applicant-initiated, invitation-only, blind interviews – even Skype interviews. What are the best strategies? How do you prepare? This guide will lay it all out for you. The interview can be the make-or-break experience in your bschool application. Make the most of it with EssaySnark!
EssaySnark's Strategies for the 2011-'12 MBA Admissions Essays for NYU Stern School of Business    by Essay Snark
Price: $14.95 USD. 14550 words. Published on October 26, 2011. Nonfiction.

NYU's Stern School offers a top-notch graduate business education in one of the greatest cities on Earth. A focus on teamwork and collaboration permeates every aspect of the Stern culture. Just like its uptown neighbor, admission to NYU is very competitive! If you're serious about NYU, you need to take a fresh approach to their essays. This SnarkStrategies Guide for Stern can show you how.
EssaySnark's Strategies for the 2011-'12 MBA Admissions Essays for Tuck School of Business    by Essay Snark
Price: $14.95 USD. 18120 words. Published on October 19, 2011. Nonfiction.

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Tuck Business School, at Dartmouth College, is unique among the bschool uniques. Tuck is very small, very intimate, and very beautiful. It's also a darn good MBA education. If Dartmouth is the right bschool for you, then you need to work hard to prove that to the Tuck adcom. This SnarkStrategies Guide shows you how. Find out if your GMAT score is high enough.
EssaySnark's Strategies for the 2011-'12 MBA Admissions Essays for Northwestern Kellogg    by Essay Snark
Price: $14.95 USD. 14970 words. Published on August 17, 2011. Nonfiction.

Northwestern's Kellogg MBA program has an emphasis on teamwork – yet leadership is important too. How do you express both in your essays? EssaySnark's Kellogg Guide leads you through the four essays, with exercises and insights for creating a strong MBA (or MMM) app. Boost your chances for acceptance at this midwestern powerhouse of a bschool with a little help from EssaySnark.
EssaySnark's Strategies for the 2011-'12 MBA Admissions Essays for UC-Berkeley Haas    by Essay Snark
Price: $14.95 USD. 14110 words. Published on August 5, 2011. Nonfiction.

UC-Berkeley Haas has the third-most selective admissions process of any MBA program in the world -- more selective even than Wharton! EssaySnark's Strategy Guide for Berkeley-Haas School of Business leads you through the process of developing all six of the essays, with detailed exercises and important insights for creating a strong MBA application.
EssaySnark's Strategies for the 2011-'12 MBA Application for the Stanford Graduate School of Business    by Essay Snark
Price: $14.95 USD. 15770 words. Published on July 10, 2011. Nonfiction.

This SnarkStrategies Guide takes you on a journey of self-discovery to develop your MBA application to Stanford. The process of introspection that you need to go through in creating your essays for this business school is different. EssaySnark invites you to brainstorm and daydream your way to a set of essays that are truly your own. Dare to dream big – dare to pursue a Stanford MBA!
EssaySnark's Strategies for Harvard Business School's 2011 MBA Essays    by Essay Snark
Price: $14.95 USD. 13990 words. Published on June 3, 2011. Nonfiction.

This SnarkStrategies Guide for HBS gives applicants to this ultra-competitive program a leg up in the application process. Learn what Harvard is *really* asking with this year's new essay questions. This guide is devoted to strategies, tips, and tricks for how to think about this year's set of questions, both in isolation and in the context of what you'll write for other schools.

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