Location: United States
Member Since: Aug. 30, 2011

Michael P. Clutton


Biography

I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
And if you can't laugh at yourself... I'll be happy to do it for you.

Surviving middle age with a sense of humor!

When I'm not writing, I'm an avid music lover and huge NASCAR fan. And yes, I enjoy making people laugh.

Where to find Michael P. Clutton online

Website: http://www.michaelclutton.com
Twitter: ezmichael
Facebook: Facebook profile
Blog: http://tastyterror.blogspot.com

Where to buy in print

http://www.michaelclutton.com/books

Books

Have You Hugged A Dork Lately?    by Michael P. Clutton
Price: $0.99 USD. 10100 words. Published on September 12, 2011. Fiction.
Taking Dorks to a new level by adding the Cool factor, Have You Hugged A Dork Lately showcases a vast array of tongue-in-cheek quips, snarky one-liners, snappy comebacks and deadpan sarcasm. From defining the species to verbally slapping stupid people - from relationship observations to a personalized Dork Challenge - this playful romp through a maze of word fun is guaranteed to brighten your day.
JUICE: The Crimson Clone    by Michael P. Clutton
Price: $3.49 USD. 136180 words. Published on August 31, 2011. Fiction.
JUICE - BECAUSE FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK FRIENDS Blending gritty action, humor, romance and gory splatters throughout a provocative plot with plausible twists -- a tasty concoction that makes JUICE a smash hit! Brace yourself for a twisted reality tale that's NOT about vampires.
Teardrops From Cloud Nine    by Michael P. Clutton
Price: $1.49 USD. 8250 words. Published on August 30, 2011. Fiction.
Teardrops From Cloud Nine showcases nearly four decades of intimate expressions woven into the delicate fabric of a creative tapestry on the wall of one man's life.

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