Jack Turnip    by Frank Martin
Price: $1.50 USD. 111020 words. Published on August 16, 2012. Fiction.
Jack threw everything he had into his dream of adventure. Unfortunately, adventure threw it all back, harder, and with a few below the belt kicks added for good measure. Now, with his sanity hanging on by a twitchy thread, he is the last hope his petulantly flat planet has at survival...which might explain the plunge in property values.