F. Simon Grant

Biography

f. Simon Grant is the author of the Seven Origins of Lagomorph maxiseries which combines magical realism, fantasy, sci-fi, comedy, and tragedy to tell compelling, fun, and heart-breaking character-based stories. Though part of a broader mythos, each story is a self-contained exploration of a character dealing with chaotic change of apocalyptic proportions.

Series 1: Mute :oR: Where the Floating Body's Born
Series 2: The Living Needle :oR: Stories for Scarecrows
Series 3: Go Bellatrix :oR: The Gunmetal Heart Attack
Series 4: Jelly Halo :oR: The Many-Chambered Organ
Series 5: Troubles and Struggles :oR: The Cute Apocalypse
Series 6: Heart's Ash :oR: The Tripled Man
Series 7: The Incarnate :oR: Exploding Messiahs

Where to find F. Simon Grant online


Books

In the Plummet Light
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,150. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
In the Plummet Light :oR: The Quickening Day, the 4th part of the Living Needle series, deals with the effects of the TiY, Artie's invention that allows people to fly, and the growing tension with the scarecrows and between Artie, Cain, and Mr. Sprinklers as new threats arrive: apocalyptic hunters and a monster named Easter.
The Organizing
Price: Free! Words: 5,610. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
The Organizing, a standalone supplement to the Living Needle series, is about Tom Wood, a man incapable of recognizing when something is strange. Unfortunately, his boring job as a zero counter is interrupted by the daisy growing out of his computer. Now the oblivious Tom must navigate the chaos around him as the whole building seems to be going through some sort of metamorphosis.
The Egg-Shaped Room
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,890. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Science fiction » General
The Egg-Shaped Room :oR: Blood on Mouth and Mourning Dress, part of the Floating Body series, is about the three Tone siblings whose faces force people to forget them: Eudaemonia, a professional mourner; Oa, a professional killer; and Missy, who uses cosmetic means to force people to remember her. Their reunion becomes dangerous when Missy's fiancé invites them to test out his new invention.
The Copyright Lawyer
You set the price! Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Literature » Transgressional
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The Copyright Lawyer :oR: Everything Goes to War, part of the Floating Body series, is about Eugene Monsterpillar, a man born with a five foot blade for a right arm. When he accidentally decapitates his piano teacher as a child, he does everything he can to avoid violence. As an adult, he encounters an increasing number of monsters and must choose whether to use the blade he was born with.
Vanishing Point
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,530. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Literature » Transgressional
Vanishing Point :oR: Doctor Mockingmockingbird's Useless Machine is about a lovable but dumb art history professor unaided by the mechanical orb floating behind his head which makes others believe he is an evil genius. At a university that stacks its faculty with supposed evil geniuses, he must hide his inadequacies in the face of 2 frightening tasks: teaching class & fighting giant robots.
The Living Needle
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 77,080. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Literature » Transgressional
The collected edition of the first Living Needle trilogy, including Meek and Artemis :oR: The Swimming Away, Cain Fashioning :oR: The Fallen Walk, and Mister Sprinklers :oR: Every Broken Animal Will be Lifted to Heaven. The three title characters seek to understand a world moving closer to apocalypse as all the world's scarecrows come to life.
Every Broken Animal Will be Lifted to Heaven
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,850. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Mister Sprinklers :oR: Every Broken Animal Will be Lifted to Heaven, part 3 of the Living Needle series, is the story of a pumpkin-headed scarecrow trying to make sense of the world & his best friend, Artemis. After he came to life with the rest of the world's scarecrows, Mr. Sprinklers must learn what being human means & risk rejection from the one human he loves most.
The Fallen Walk
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,950. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Cain Fashioning :oR: The Fallen Walk, part 2 of the Living Needle series, is the story of a man who is trying to figure out his girlfriend, himself, and the meaning of "scarecrow resurrection" in a world that seems to be moving closer to apocalypse.
The Swimming Away
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,460. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Meek and Artemis :oR: The Swimming Away, part 1 of the Living Needle trilogy, is the story of a first love that might bring about the apocalypse. Artemis, the rebellious girl in search of significance, finds the rules of the world rewritten when she meets Meek, the quiet & powerful boy who urges Artemis to face the mystery of her dead mother, but their discovery may bring an end to everything.

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