Look, once upon a time there was this Goblin King with three sons he hadta get outta the house. One wanted to get gold outta a mine. Another wanted to steal from the rich and give ta...himself. The third?
He made himself a promise. Never to turn down pussy.
Now he's on a quest to make his way in da world.
It ain't gonna be easy. But someday...he's gonna run the #1 perfect whorehouse.