D. B. Patterson

Biography

D. B. Patterson writes fiction for adults, teens and kids. His short works have been published in Elephants & Other Gods, Ramble Underground, Shalla Magazine, Larks Fiction Magazine, and Cerulean Rain. Books for young readers include The Christmas Witchling and Little Tiger and the Dragon King of Beijing. Books for early readers include four illustrated Lamby Lambpants storybook adventures and a Lamby coloring book. Aside from writing, Mr. Patterson is a vocal and artistic mechanic, classically-trained actor (Shakespeare's Globe Theater, for one), sometime-puppeteer, graphic designer, illustrator, co-founder of a toy company, a songwriter, and the 1995 1st Runner-up National Karaoke Champion (don't tell anyone). He is married and currently lives in beautiful Tarpon Springs, Florida, with his wife and business partner Tina.

Smashwords Interview

How do you deal with writer’s block?
I usually don't experience writer's block. I usually experience the exact opposite, writer's vomit, which is where I take a simple idea and muddy it up with affected prose until the idea isn't recognizable. I catch most of these during my revision process, which is a considerably lengthy one because of all the writing vomit I spew during the creation stage.
What's the best thing about being a writer?
The best thing about being a writer is never calling myself a writer, or an artist, or a novelist, or an author. The labels just sound so pretentious to my ears. Referring to myself as any one of them gives me the heebie-jeebies. My creative life is so much more varied than being a writer, I assure you.
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