Meet Brinsley Kitten. He's a drunk. He's a coward. And he eats too much Battenberg cake.
He's also a blabbermouth and usually said blabberings are harmless… but not this time. Oh no. This time danger beckons.
Someone has been listening, you see. Someone who needs a capable man for a perilous mission. Someone who thinks Brinsley Kitten is just that man.
Screw, God and the Universe is a darkly funny tale of death, sex, violence, booze and religion that could well be the wayward child of Brett Easton Ellis and Terry Pratchett and is sure to get the pulse racing (or at least vaguely bamboozled).