Gregory Gregyon

Biography

I want to write stories that are short enough and simple enough to appeal to people that don't normally read because their attention gets distracted by playstations and internet porn and fluffy bunnies and things, but that also appeal to people who do love to read as much as I love to read. I also want to write b-movies in book form. Monster movies rule.

Anyway, hello.
Gregory Gregyon is not my real name.
It'd be awesome if it was, though.

Where to find Gregory Gregyon online

Twitter: gregorygregyon

Books

Big F'n Rabbits... With Guns!
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 27,260. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Celia is seeing rabbits in the woods at the bottom of her garden. Really, really big rabbits. And people are turning up dead, squashed to bits, and with bullets in them. What the hell, you know? Is she going crazy here? Or is there some terrifying kind of horrible conspiracy going on? A monster movie in book form. About big rabbits. With guns.
The Forbidden Love of a Monkey and a Pornstar
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Price: Free! Words: 14,400. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Fiddle, a monkey working on a NASA mission to Mars, is addicted to internet pornography. When he escapes and finds himself in Porn Valley, the last thing he expects is to find love there. But then he does. And then everything goes horribly, horribly wrong, for Fiddle, and, well, pretty much everyone.

Gregory Gregyon’s tag cloud

boobs    conspiracy    fapping    funny    guns    horrible deaths    lesbian love    love    mars    military    monkey    monsters    nasa    porn    rabbits