Greg X. Graves

Biography

Greg X Graves is a young, angry man who is full of ideas. He’s a rebel, baby. You can’t take him home to Mom and Dad, because he’ll probably just start railing against the Man and his stupid Establishment, and your parents will just be like “Whoa, Daughter, no way are you dating this hooligan,” and it’ll just be a whole big scene, and Greg’ll just be like “Whatever, toots,” and ride away on his bitchin’ hog and then everyone will be sorry. Except Greg, because he’s never sorry. Once, when he was nine, he accidently dropped some ice cream on the floor and didn’t apologize. He was just like “Whatever, toots,” and rode away on his bitchin’ hog.

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Books

Freedom Beer
By Greg X. Graves
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 17,600. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction
Hank Rockjaw has pursued evildoers around the globe, from the glacial majesty of the Swiss Alps to the enigmatic jungles of Papua New Guinea. But his latest and possibly greatest threat has arrived: a mysterious competitor who has been reverse engineering Rockjaw Brewery recipes.
Codex Nekromantia
By Greg X. Graves
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,050. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2011. Category: Fiction
Necromancers have filled Constantinople with zombies! No, not that Constantinople. Constantinople, Illinois, a nucleus of urban sprawl in the middle of midwestern soybean fields. Codex Nekromantia is the chronicle of the survivors of the zombie catastrophe. Well, survivors makes them sound organized.
Bears, Recycling and Confusing Time Paradoxes
By Greg X. Graves
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 28,670. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction
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Do you want to recycle but aren’t sure how? Are you concerned that a potential suitor may be a vampire? Have you attended a job interview only to be greeted by Hideous Telepathic Space-faring Lizardmen in Mansuits? The Guide to Moral Living in Examples educates on these and many more common moral conundrums, offering bite-sized advice for nearly every improbable situation.

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action    adventure    bears    beer    comedy    constantinople    humor    moral    paradox    recycling    zombie