Laserfish Press

Biography

Edward Rose lives hundreds of feet underground and only comes to the surface to shamelessly self-publish his writings, which were expelled in fits of derangement, having suffered from vitamin-D deficiency for most of his life. He hopes you enjoy his writings and that you never, under any circumstances, try to make conversation with him. (If you can find him, that is.) The author will now return to his dwelling where he will pray for those who fail to grasp the literary significance and importance of his work.

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Books

The Lonely Airport (And Other Lonely Things)
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 41,990. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
This book is about an abandoned airport. This book is a passport to a strange yet familiar world. This book will never leave you.
Alone In Tokyo
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 26,940. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2020 . Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » Essays & Travelogues, Nonfiction » Travel » Specialties & interests » Adventure
A semi-fictional travelogue by someone who visited Tokyo on his own.
Farm Wars
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 52,030. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
A museum full of buttons that could potentially bring catastrophe; a world where every object is inflatable; an entire civilisation driven mad by a flower; a metaphysically questionable bicycle; a gameshow where farmers compete to grow crops in hopeless conditions...FARM WARS!
(socially awkward clouds)
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 18,920. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Have you ever thought you were a cloud? Well, turns out clouds do the same thing with us.
Night of the Shadow Fruit
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 13,380. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Visionary & Metaphysical
In a vast desert where no plants or trees grow, two brothers discover some mystical seeds that send them on a strange adventure.
Sports of the Cockatoo
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,210. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two monks... One east... Half a game of baseball. This is Sports of the Cockatoo. Explore the Plain of Horizons. Find solace in the Forest Graveyard. Gather your wits at the Glowing Pine Grove. Caress the bark of the dragon tree. Find yourself inside a quiet whale. This is Sports of the Cockatoo.
I Am Unemployed
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 21,970. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ah the unemployed life...going to the job centre; investigating the strange sounds your house makes; trawling the internet for evidence that unicorns exist; wrestling with your teddy bear, Steven...In this book of essays, comprehensive lists, draft CVs, anecdote(s), a story, a poem and a haiku, Ted Groisht delves into the malnourished belly of purposelessness that is life without a purpose.

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