Location: United States
Member Since: March 04, 2012
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Hannah Johnson


Biography

Hannah Johnson is a former (though she prefers to think of it as 'once and future') English major who doesn't go outside nearly as often as an Alaska girl should, but likes to imagine she makes up for it by having boundless amounts of enthusiasm over things that are not, in the technical sense, real. Plus, this way there are fewer altercations with grizzly bears.

Usually.

Where to find Hannah Johnson online

Blog: http://alaskanandromeda.blogspot.com/

Books

Know Not Why: A Novel    by Hannah Johnson
Price: $5.99 USD. 112650 words. Published on April 23, 2012. Fiction.
0.75 star(4.71 from 7 reviews)
Howie gets a job at a hokey arts ‘n crafts store to meet girls. Instead, he meets Arthur. Sure, Arthur is smart and charming and has distractingly magnificent eyelashes, but there’s no getting away from one troublesome fact: he’s a dude. And Howie, who’s spent the past twenty-two years being strictly unexceptional, isn’t about to shake up his whole (mediocre) existence now. ... Right?
Fires I Would Like To Know    by Hannah Johnson
Price: $1.99 USD. 6810 words. Published on March 9, 2012. Fiction.
'He tells me, like a regular Bluebeard, never to visit the third floor.' What if Jane Eyre had found another source of fascination at Thornfield Hall?
Some Sugar    by Hannah Johnson
Price: $0.99 USD. 2260 words. Published on March 7, 2012. Fiction.
A Fairish and Goat tale. Sparkly the dragon eats some bad troll. Naturally, this leads to profound conversation. Unnaturally, Fairish is beginning to not entirely loathe the one-eyed goatherd she's bound to for all eternity ...
When Flirting Met Zombies / Lifeless In Limbo    by Hannah Johnson
Price: $2.99 USD. 7010 words. Published on March 5, 2012. Fiction.
The apocalypse gets its romcom on! - Benjamin and Sarah meet cute while battling a legion of world-decimating zombies. Whether they'll survive long enough to make it to an actual first date is another question. (Okay, okay, they totally don't. And? Turns out it's crazy-awkward to live happily-ever-afterlife with someone you just met. Thank God there's couples' counseling in the great beyond ...)
Fairish & The One-Eyed Goatherd    by Hannah Johnson
Price: $2.99 USD. 7590 words. Published on March 5, 2012. Fiction.
Beauty(of 'and the Beast'-type fame)'s okay-looking older sister Fairish gets her own potential fairytale. It doesn't go too well. Featuring a heroine who really likes to say 'screw you,' a hero who knows how to rock an eyepatch, adventure, danger, random dragons, and all the goats you could possibly dream of. And then some. Seriously. There are just too many goats.
The Beautiful Thing: Fairytales Retold    by Hannah Johnson
Price: $2.99 USD. 15770 words. Published on March 4, 2012. Fiction.
A prince is caught between the doldrums of duty and the joys of (a most improper) love. A young woman sets no stock in all that dying-for-love nonsense, and woe betide the anguished knight who tries to brood at her. And a little girl observes more of life, love, and regret than anyone would have thought to expect from a clever and vengeful witch. Three old stories given new shapes.

Hannah Johnson’s tag cloud

apocalypse adventures    awesome ladies    bffs    boys in love    classics retold    corndogs    dragons with tummyaches    dudes with hearts of gold and also eyepatches    fairytales    guardian angels    happy love stories    heroines    jane eyre    john donne    learning to love your own general existence    lesbians    literal sugar    madwomen in attics    princes who write bad poetry    retelling classics    romantic comedy shenanigans    sassy plain jane heroines    snarky narrators    succubi    that damn oasis song    yarn and stuff    zombies