Writer of questionable talent seeks readership with an appreciation for the fine art of mocking. Interests include candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach, and Abe Vigoda. Must love New England. Author of REAPERS WITH ISSUES and THE GODS OF ASPHALT series.
From the warped and creative minds of the Blogosphere’s most talented writers comes a retelling of classic fables and fairy tales, each one more twisted than the last. F*cked Up Fairy Tales is childhood as you never remembered it.
Fearing he’s doomed to follow the same life path that defeated his father, a promising high school basketball star leaves home to make his own way until he discovers a fate worse than failure: success.
Girly Little Secret
on Aug. 27, 2011
Alright Eskimo, I'm hooked. Totally loved your voice in this. I'll give your book five stars for voice, four stars for concept and three for excecution. Keep, keep, keep writing and that three will become a five in no time!
Nothing is what it seems in Edward Hotspur's world. Inspired by his ultra-humoruos blog, this compilation book SCENES FROM A MORNING DRIVE reads like a Lewis Carroll novel ghost-written by William Shakespeare as spoofed by Monty Python. More than just words, SCENES FROM A MORNING DRIVE is short fiction at its best.
With the weather often inspiring his moods and his esoteric music stylings an ever constant soundtrack; Edward Hotspur waxes poetic on everything from road constructions to cloud formations to office minutea. His skillful way with words and unique perspective on love, life and laughter brings new meaning to the term "triple threat."
Sometimes heartwarming, often tragic but always humorous SCENES FROM A MORNING DRIVE takes the scenic route through Edward Hotspur's mind and shows you the world as you have never seen it before.