This Is The Police
by Ex PC Henduck
Price: Free! 98140 words.
Published on February 21, 2012. Fiction.
Bishopsbeade Constabulary does not exist, nor do the ridiculous characters who work there...I mean don’t work there.
To believe that this actually happened would be outrageous.
Location: United Kingdom
Member Since: Feb. 06, 2012
Ex PC Henduck
Biography
Well it's all in the book really.
I was a non masonic bottom feeder working for Bishopsbeade Police, pounding out my days with the other plebs in uniform, before being carelessly selected for the force's new surveillance unit.
Obviously as a result of what went on to happen on "That Night", as it's now referred to, I find myself, along with my fellow inebriates Squid and Baggy, back on Civy street.
Needless to say we continue to embrace the chaos as we attempt to subsidise the meager pensions the force waved us off with.
At the time of going to press we've just got ourselves a van and Baggy is out shopping for ladders (Squid thinks he might have a bucket and some sponges somewhere.)
Think I can feel another book coming on.
I was a non masonic bottom feeder working for Bishopsbeade Police, pounding out my days with the other plebs in uniform, before being carelessly selected for the force's new surveillance unit.
Obviously as a result of what went on to happen on "That Night", as it's now referred to, I find myself, along with my fellow inebriates Squid and Baggy, back on Civy street.
Needless to say we continue to embrace the chaos as we attempt to subsidise the meager pensions the force waved us off with.
At the time of going to press we've just got ourselves a van and Baggy is out shopping for ladders (Squid thinks he might have a bucket and some sponges somewhere.)
Think I can feel another book coming on.