By Jeff Fulmer
Published: February 4, 2014.
When a private-eye is hired to find the inventor of a perpetual motion machine, he is skeptical. Especially when the PI's name is "Cynical." After the FBI and a professional hit squad join the search, Cynical begins to wonder if the device could actually be capable of producing free energy? If so, it will be up to a cynical ex-detective to save the single greatest invention of our time.