Smashwords — About Tim Elliott, author of 'Fed Up: A Short Story', 'Shear Desperation: The Chronicles of Shame' and 'Vanessa, The Foul-Mouthed Dream Catcher'

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Location: United States
Member Since: Feb. 03, 2011

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Tim Elliott

Biography

Tim Elliott is a single, vegetarian, athiest with no sense of smell (not sure if any of those things are connected). He lives in Western Massachusetts. His influences include Kurt Vonnegut, Haruki Murakami, Mary Roach, Natsuo Kirino, Neil Gaiman, Charlie Kaufman, Woody Allen and Louis CK. Be sure to check back for new ebooks and updates. And feel free to leave me feedback, post comments, offer constructive criticism, shower me with praise or bombard me with hate mail.

Where to find Tim Elliott online

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Books

Fed Up: A Short Story by Tim Elliott
Price: Free! 1730 words. Published on June 7, 2011. Fiction.
A short comedy that gives a voice to the voiceless during an ordinary encounter between two people in a park. This encounter is discussed from the points of view of both people, several animals and a few inanimate objects. And they all have grievances. Hilarity ensues.

Shear Desperation: The Chronicles of Shame by Tim Elliott
Price: $4.99 USD. 36960 words. Published on April 13, 2011. Fiction.
Women pay Bryan for his services and confide to him their darkest secrets. Unfortunately, they pay him because he cuts their hair and confide in him because they think he's gay. Join Bryan as he walks the fine line between painfully depressing and laugh-out-loud funny in this raunchy tale of uncomfortable moments, unrequited love, gay bachelor parties, John Lithgow, Thriller, corpses and catfish.

Vanessa, The Foul-Mouthed Dream Catcher by Tim Elliott
Price: Free! 2780 words. Published on February 23, 2011. Fiction.
A darkly funny, thought-provoking tale that blurs the lines between dream and death in a world of bars, babies, bears, Lionel Richie and the best Chinese food in New York City.

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Smashwords book reviews by Tim Elliott

DEAD(ish) on May 05, 2011

A wickedly fun read! Dead(ish) is a terrific story chock full of dark, twisted humor and witty prose with easily accessible characters.