Fed Up: A Short Story
by Tim Elliott
Price: Free! 1730 words.
Published on June 7, 2011. Fiction.
A short comedy that gives a voice to the voiceless during an ordinary encounter between two people in a park. This encounter is discussed from the points of view of both people, several animals and a few inanimate objects. And they all have grievances. Hilarity ensues.
Location: United States
Member Since: Feb. 03, 2011
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Tim Elliott
Biography
Tim Elliott is an eccentric vegetarian Buddhist with no sense of smell. He lives in Western Massachusetts. He can cook like a mofo, dislikes direct sunlight, enjoys yoga, bonsai trees, 80s pop music, painting his nails and quoting The Princess Bride. He loves squirrels, has a phobia of treadmills and dislikes the word "caucus".
His influences include Kurt Vonnegut, Haruki Murakami, Mary Roach, Natsuo Kirino, Charlie Kaufman, Etgar Keret, Russell Brand, Oscar Wilde, Woody Allen, Louis CK, Homer Simpson and the Buddha. Be sure to check back for new ebooks and updates. And feel free to leave me feedback, post comments, offer constructive criticism, shower me with praise or bombard me with hate mail.
His influences include Kurt Vonnegut, Haruki Murakami, Mary Roach, Natsuo Kirino, Charlie Kaufman, Etgar Keret, Russell Brand, Oscar Wilde, Woody Allen, Louis CK, Homer Simpson and the Buddha. Be sure to check back for new ebooks and updates. And feel free to leave me feedback, post comments, offer constructive criticism, shower me with praise or bombard me with hate mail.
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Books
Shear Desperation: The Chronicles of Shame
by Tim Elliott
Price: $4.95 USD. 36960 words. Published on April 13, 2011. Fiction.
Women pay Bryan for his services and confide to him their darkest secrets. Unfortunately, they pay him because he cuts their hair and confide in him because they think he's gay. Join Bryan as he walks the fine line between painfully depressing and laugh-out-loud funny in this raunchy tale of uncomfortable moments, unrequited love, gay bachelor parties, John Lithgow, Thriller, corpses and catfish.
Price: $4.95 USD. 36960 words. Published on April 13, 2011. Fiction.
Women pay Bryan for his services and confide to him their darkest secrets. Unfortunately, they pay him because he cuts their hair and confide in him because they think he's gay. Join Bryan as he walks the fine line between painfully depressing and laugh-out-loud funny in this raunchy tale of uncomfortable moments, unrequited love, gay bachelor parties, John Lithgow, Thriller, corpses and catfish.
Vanessa, The Foul-Mouthed Dream Catcher
by Tim Elliott
Price: Free! 2780 words. Published on February 23, 2011. Fiction.
A darkly funny, thought-provoking tale that blurs the lines between dream and death in a world of bars, babies, bears, Lionel Richie and the best Chinese food in New York City.
Price: Free! 2780 words. Published on February 23, 2011. Fiction.
A darkly funny, thought-provoking tale that blurs the lines between dream and death in a world of bars, babies, bears, Lionel Richie and the best Chinese food in New York City.
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Latest book: Bad Juju. Published on October 27, 2011.
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Smashwords book reviews by Tim Elliott
- DEAD(ish)
on May 05, 2011
A wickedly fun read! Dead(ish) is a terrific story chock full of dark, twisted humor and witty prose with easily accessible characters.