Location: United States
Member Since: Feb. 03, 2011

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Tim Elliott

Biography

Tim Elliott is an eccentric vegetarian with no sense of smell. He lives in Western Massachusetts. He can cook like a mofo, dislikes direct sunlight, enjoys yoga, bonsai trees, 80s pop music, painting his nails and quoting The Princess Bride. He loves squirrels, has a phobia of treadmills and dislikes the word "caucus".
His influences include Kurt Vonnegut, Haruki Murakami, Mary Roach, Charles Dickens, Charlie Kaufman, Etgar Keret, Russell Brand, Oscar Wilde, Woody Allen, Louis CK, Homer Simpson and the Buddha. Be sure to check back for new ebooks and updates. And feel free to leave me feedback, post comments, offer constructive criticism, shower me with praise or bombard me with hate mail.

Where to find Tim Elliott online

Website: http://www.facebook.com/authortmelliott
Facebook: Facebook profile

Books

Shear Desperation: The Chronicles of Shame by
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 36,940. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Women pay Bryan for his services and confide to him their darkest secrets. Unfortunately, they pay him because he cuts their hair and confide in him because they think he's gay. Join Bryan as he walks the fine line between painfully depressing and laugh-out-loud funny in this raunchy tale of uncomfortable moments, unrequited love, gay bachelor parties, John Lithgow, Thriller, corpses and catfish.
Vanessa, The Foul-Mouthed Dream Catcher by
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A darkly funny, thought-provoking tale that blurs the lines between dream and death in a world of bars, babies, bears, Lionel Richie and the best Chinese food in New York City.

Tim Elliott's tag cloud

adult    awkward    baby    bear    dark    death    dream    fantasy    fish    funny    gay    hair    humor    love    quirky    sad   

Tim Elliott's favorite authors on Smashwords

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Latest book: Dead in Paradise.
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Smashwords book reviews by Tim Elliott

  • Dead(ish) on May 05, 2011

    A wickedly fun read! Dead(ish) is a terrific story chock full of dark, twisted humor and witty prose with easily accessible characters.