If you were lead to believe that *Jackson Spence once came from Royalty only later to be disowned, you’d be wrong and we apologise for that. That he was a disgraced Politician, a debauched Circus Performer, a disembowelled (M)anorexic or a disgruntled Rock Star you would unfortunately again be wrong. We prostrate ourselves before thee and humbly ask of your forgiveness, for Jackson Spence is not in fact one person but actually that of two. His familiars come in the form of Michelle Jackson and Stuart Mc Neil Spence who reside in the beautiful city of Cape Town, South Africa. In the shadows of Table Mountain with pointed pitchforks and sharpened knives they sit forever ready to feast on the facts of life. One of them is qualified in advertising and the other has a doctorate in Neuropsychology. You can decide which belongs to whom; they really don’t seem to care.