Ian Thomas Healy


Biography

Want to be informed about when I have new releases? Send me an email to ian(AT)ianthealy(DOT)com with a subject line of "Subscribe me!" and I'll let you know about new projects.

Ian Thomas Healy is a prolific writer who dabbles in many different speculative genres. His superhero novel Deep Six: A Just Cause Novel was a Top 100 Semi-finalist in the 2008 Amazon.com Breakthrough Novel Award. He's an eight-time participant and winner of National Novel Writing Month where he's tackled such diverse subjects as sentient alien farts, competitive forklift racing, a religion-powered rabbit-themed superhero, cyberpunk mercenaries, cowboy elves, and an unlikely combination of vampires with minor league hockey. He is also the creator of the Writing Better Action Through Cinematic Techniques workshop, which helps writers to improve their action scenes.

His goal is to become as integral to the genre of superhero fiction as William Gibson was to cyberpunk and Anne Rice was to urban fantasy. The first book in his Just Cause Universe series, JUST CAUSE, is available now from New Babel Books.

When not writing, which is rare, he enjoys watching hockey, reading comic books (and serious books, too), and living in the great state of Colorado, which he shares with his wife Richelle, his children Patrick, Caitlin, and Zachary, house-pets Smokey, Samwise, Morrigan, Isis, and approximately five million other people. Follow him on Twitter as @ianthealy. His ebooks can be found on Smashwords, Kindle, Nook, iBook Store, and other online retailers.

Where to find Ian Thomas Healy online


Where to buy in print


Books

The Bulletproof Badge    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $2.99 USD. 30980 words. Published on May 9, 2012. Fiction.

A collection of previously-published and all-new tales featuring super-strong and damage-resistant parahuman police officer Harry Blaine.
Dental Plan    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 5280 words. Published on February 25, 2012. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
"Sometimes teeth just fall out," said the dentist. But Robert's are falling out left and right, sometimes only minutes apart. What is happening to him? "Healy taps his inner Stephen King with a horrific tale that would make anybody cringe." - Allison M. Dickson, author of DEAD WIVES TALES, DUST, and VERMIN.
Tales of the Weird Wild West    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $2.99 USD. 29350 words. Published on February 5, 2012. Fiction.

A collection of Weird Wild West short stories, including previously-published tales Clockwork Chloe, Posse, and The Mighty Peculiar Incident at Muddy Creek, as well as new stories Hanging the Magician, All In, Spring Loaded, and more!
Upon A Midnight Clear    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: Free! 4500 words. Published on December 3, 2011. Fiction.

(4.00 from 2 reviews)
On Christmas Eve, somewhere out in the Asteroid Belt, a lonely prospector happens across something he never expected to find. This ebook is intended to be free; if your retailer is charging for it, please notify them and check competing retailers like Smashwords for the free copy.
Rookie Sensation    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 4380 words. Published on October 7, 2011. Fiction.

Sketcher Stevens is a minor-league battledriver superstar, given a chance to play in the Big Leagues. Can he perform up to his reputation when his life is on the line behind the wheel, or will he just be one more burnout in the arena? Another tale of the Professional MotorCombat League and a sequel to my story "Last Year's Hero."
Hope and Undead Elvis    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $3.99 USD. 82650 words. Published on September 17, 2011. Fiction.

Before the world ended, Hope was a down-and-out virgin stripper. Now she's pregnant with a baby prophesied to be the world's salvation. She is joined by Undead Elvis, who promises her that Graceland remains intact even though the rest of the world has become sand and ash. As Graceland is the only safe place left, Hope must undertake the perilous journey across a broken, unfamiliar landscape.
Posse    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 5700 words. Published on September 14, 2011. Fiction.

Someone or something is tearing apart the homesteaders near Muddy Creek. The local Comanches call it a demon, but all Sheriff Jesse Hawkins knows is that he has to put a stop to it. But even with a brave band of men accompanying him, the question remains: when do the hunters become the hunted? Another Tale of the Weird West by Ian Thomas Healy.
The Milkman: SuperSekrit Extra Cheesy Edition    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $3.99 USD. 72890 words. Published on August 20, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 2 reviews)
When Liza, an intrepid reporter, stakes her career on an interview with a milkman named Blake, things go from weird to worse when they are abducted by aliens. After finding out the real reason aliens anally probe their abductees, the two heroes have no choice but to recruit a makeshift army of genius bikers to take the fight to the aliens and save the world! Includes lots of bonus features!
Tuesday Night at Powerman's    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 3230 words. Published on July 30, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Superpowered police officer Harry Blaine brings his daughter to a very special gym, where weights are measured not in pounds, but in tons. This story is a sequel to Bulletproof and Young Guns, and is included in The Bulletproof Badge collection.
Action! Writing Better Action Using Cinematic Techniques    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 15760 words. Published on June 11, 2011. Nonfiction.

This book gives writers pointers and guidelines on how to improve their action scenes by implementing some of the same kinds of techniques used in film-making. Loaded with new terminology and definitions, an introduction to the basic concepts of an Action Scene, and application of the concepts, this book gives writers the tools to write their own expert-level action scenes! KAPOW! BANG! ZOOM!
The Mighty Peculiar Incident at Muddy Creek    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: Free! 4400 words. Published on May 28, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
When the train doesn't stop in the Old West town of Muddy Creek, Sheriff Jesse Hawkins goes to investigate. What he finds is a mystery that goes far beyond anything in his experience: a car full of people frozen in time.
Young Guns    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 3290 words. Published on May 15, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Police officer Harry Blaine has kept his superpowers secret for more than twenty years, but when his super-powered daughter decides to become a rogue superhero, it causes unusual family tensions. This story is a sequel to Bulletproof and is also included in the Bulletproof Badge collection.
Pariah's Moon    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $3.99 USD. 83550 words. Published on April 23, 2011. Fiction.

(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Branded on his face and exiled following his forbidden affair with the Princess of Aelfland, Elven soldier Giele seeks redemption on the frontier across the ocean, but even fleeing half a world away isn’t far enough to escape the troubles that follow a marked man.
Bulletproof    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 3200 words. Published on April 3, 2011. Fiction.

0.25 star(3.33 from 3 reviews)
Police officer Harry Blaine has kept his superpowers secret for more than twenty years, but when a pair of gun-toting students threaten his daughter, he can no longer hide his powers behind his badge. This story is included in The Bulletproof Badge collection.
Troubleshooters: The Longest Joke Ever Told    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $3.99 USD. 95950 words. Published on March 20, 2011. Fiction.

0.5 star(4.60 from 5 reviews)
Troubleshooters: The Longest Joke Ever Told is a big-budget action movie of a novel, filled with gunfights, explosions, chases, and memorable one-liners. Think Bruce Willis meets Mel Gibson with a dash of Chow Yun Fat and directed by James Cameron, leading toward a last-page punchline like a kick in the head. Buckle your safety harness for this nonstop, in-your-face ride.
The Steel Soldier's Gambit    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 3500 words. Published on March 6, 2011. Fiction.

A friendly poker game between superheroes takes an, um, serious turn when someone raises the stakes beyond mere money.
Footprints in the Butter    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 6750 words. Published on February 13, 2011. Fiction.

(4.00 from 1 review)
After his divorce, writer Paul DiCesare was looking forward to starting over again, just he and his dog Maxie in a farmhouse in rural Virginia. But then they showed up, and footprints in the butter would only be the beginning of Paul's waking nightmare.
Bread and Circvses    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 1920 words. Published on January 29, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
He had a story for every scar decorating his body, but what truly lay beneath? Man or god?
Last Year's Hero    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 4620 words. Published on January 22, 2011. Fiction.

In a not-too-distant post-apocalyptic future, motorized combat has risen to the highest level of sport entertainment. Battledriver Linnea Reinert is the best of the best, having led her team to ten championships over nineteen years. But now, at 41, is she too old to come back for one more season?
Blood on the Ice    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $3.99 USD. 82690 words. Published on January 18, 2011. Fiction.

0.25 star(4.25 from 4 reviews)
When a talented new player joins the perennially-losing sub-minor-league hockey team, the Fighting Aardvarks, it marks the beginning of a winning tradition. But things aren't as they seem, and players begin to change. First line center Hammie learns the truth: the Aardvarks are becoming vampires, and it's up to him to stop them before the infestation spreads beyond just the team.
In His Majesty's Postal Service    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: $0.99 USD. 6500 words. Published on January 15, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
In Lundigo City in the Kingdom of Lund, there are many prestigious occupations, filled by men and women of great lineage and wealth. Dundicutt is not one of them. He delivers the mail. But when he's late to work one day, he winds up on the strangest postal route of them all: Wizardry Row.
The Scent of Rose Petals    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: Free! 5420 words. Published on January 9, 2011. Fiction.

0.5 star(3.50 from 2 reviews)
In post-World War II Manhattan, an unexpected romance develops between a lowly bank guard and a mysterious, powerful superheroine.
Graceful Blur    by Ian Thomas Healy
Price: Free! 3480 words. Published on January 7, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 2 reviews)
At Speed Week, superhero Mustang Sally aims to be the first person ever to break the speed of sound...on foot!

Ian Thomas Healy’s tag cloud

aardvarks    action    alien    alien abduction    aliens    allegory    apocalypse    archer    artificial intelligence    asteroid mining    autoduel    battle    big al    biker    blake    blizzard    blood    blood and circuses    bonneville salt flats    bunky    butter    canadian    car wars    chase    childbirth    christmas    cinematic    clockpunk    combat    cyberpunk    dean drive    demons    driving    dystopian    elf    elves    elvis    faerie    fantasy    fight    funny    golden age    graceful blur    graceland    gunslinger    hacking    harry blaine    hilarious    history    hockey    hope    hork    horror    humor    ian healy    ian thomas healy    ice    immortality    just cause    legal    linnea reinert    liza    lockdown    love story    magic    mail    manhattan    mercenaries    milkman    monowheel    monster    monsters    mother mary    muddy creek    mustang sally    new york city    old west    paranormal    pariahs moon    pets    philosophy    pinkerton    pmc    poker    police    posse    post apocalypse    professional motorcombat    redemption    religious symbolism    reporter    robots    romance    running    samurai sword    savior    school shooting    sentient farts    sheriff    shootout    snowplow    space    speed    speed week    starcrossed    steampunk    steel soldier    superhero    superheroes    superheroine    superpower    superpowers    supervillain    supervillains    teeth    teeth falling out    time travel    troubleshooters    turing    unseelie    urban    vampires    varks    virgin pregnancy    wacky    warrior    weird west    western    western fantasy    wild west    witch    wizard    world war ii    write better    writer    writing    young guns   

Ian Thomas Healy's favorite authors on Smashwords


Smashwords book reviews by Ian Thomas Healy

  • A Fly in Amber on Feb. 21, 2011
    star star star star
    This story reminds me of the kind of pieces that turn up in the "Probability Zero" section of Analog. It starts a little dry, rather like the scotch in question, I suppose, but has a smooth finish with no lingering nasty aftertaste.
  • Aria on Feb. 25, 2011
    star star star star star
    This delightfully creepy little tale will never make you look at your GPS the same way again. It has the same kind of feel as some of Stephen King's early work.
  • Vermin on Feb. 26, 2011
    star star star star star
    In this twisted tale, Dickson brings the freak-outs courtesy of bugs. Lots and lots of bugs. It makes you want to pick your feet up off the floor and stay away from basements.
  • Dust on Feb. 26, 2011
    star star star star star
    A man shares his reflections on the end of the world with us in this tale by Allison Dickson. She takes a standard premise and injects it with fresh emotion and heartbreak. Definitely one of her best.
  • Under the Scotch Broom on Feb. 26, 2011
    star star star star star
    In this disturbing science fiction tale, Dickson touches on the dark side of living forever. The story is tight and thrilling and will leave you wondering whether or not you really want that eternal life. Recommended.
  • Scarlet Letters: The Tale of the Vampire Mailman on June 06, 2011
    star star star star
    Not your average vampire. If you're tired of urban fantasy that takes itself too seriously, and need a respite from the Twi-hards and their vampiric romantic triangles, Scarlet Letters is just what the doctor ordered. From the wonderful quotes to begin each chapter (from a mythical book by "Dexter Bloodgood", which I would read if Dickson ever wrote it) to the madcap misadventures of loveable schlub Louis and his Man Friday Stan, Scarlet Letters delivers a dose of humor and fun and a fresh take on what it means to be a vampire. And you'll cringe at how vampires are really made in this one. Seriously, ew. And seriously, LOL.
  • Fate's Mirror on July 29, 2011
    star star star star
    FATE'S MIRROR by M.H. Mead is a fun read full of cyberpunky goodness. Morris is a hacker supreme (called a viker in this book), who is recruited by the NSA to hunt and destroy three powerful Electronic Consciousnesses. Should he fail, they will trigger a worldwide electromagnetic pulse to ensure the AIs' destruction. It sounds a little far-fetched, but then this IS cyberpunk. The battle scenes between Morris and the AIs are couched like eighteenth-century naval battles, with cannonades between ships and boarding parties. I thought there was a little too much wandering between narrative point-of-views, although I did enjoy the creative glimpses of the AIs' POV. Morris isn't the most likeable character in the world, but as I said before, this IS cyberpunk. The action is written well, the manuscript is free of errors, and it's a fast read.
  • The Caline Conspiracy on April 20, 2012
    star star star star
    This is another tale set in the same universe and featuring the same characters as Mead's previous work FATE'S MIRROR, which I've also read. In comparison to that work, THE CALINE CONSPIRACY is a much better book in my opinion. The character of Aidra, who is only a secondary character in Fate's Mirror, is a more appealing lead than Morris the hacker, and I found myself identifying with her right away. The story moves along at a brisk pace, peppered with cinematic action sequences. The book as a whole reads like a 90-minute detective/action movie. There's a definite twist that I didn't see coming, and it tied the plot up very nicely. My only complaint is that it was a fast read in the sense that most of the characters besides Aidra are undeveloped beyond talking scenery, and a few of the subplots which are begun are left virtually unexplored. Genetic manipulation makes for some fascinating and scary science fiction, and I felt there were some more opportunities to expand upon the horrors that man might create with it. The book would have benefited by adding some depth to the setting and minor characters. That being said, it was an enjoyable beer-and-pretzels read, and an admirable sophomoric effort. I'm looking forward to further adventures in M.H. Mead's near-future Detroit.