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Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
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The jokes in this book are for sick individuals. If you are not secure enough to handle jokes about religion, pedophil... uh.. people who work for the church, terrori.... er.. muslims, and those damn dirty ape... um.. jews then don't read this book.
Insults Anywhere uses only the most reputable prophets available and 9 out of 10 of us here have been in a church at least once!
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"We pull no punches and neither should you!"
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But I guess you men can cum along as long as you promise to look but not touch.
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