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Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 8090 words. Published by Empire  on June 10, 2012. .
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Hundreds Of Kids Jokes They Can Tell Anywhere    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 6060 words. Published by Empire  on June 7, 2012. .
Whether you're a kid or just a kid at heart, the jokes in this book will make you laugh! Tell them at school, in the office, at church, family reunions, and anywhere else you can think of! It's a smorgasbord of silliness! A compilation of comedy! A feast of funny!
Insults Anywhere Presents Invisible Friends The Father The Son And The Holy Jokes    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 14900 words. Published by Empire  on June 6, 2012. .
The jokes in this book are for sick individuals. If you are not secure enough to handle jokes about religion, pedophil... uh.. people who work for the church, terrori.... er.. muslims, and those damn dirty ape... um.. jews then don't read this book. Insults Anywhere uses only the most reputable prophets available and 9 out of 10 of us here have been in a church at least once!
Insults Anywhere Presents Turbocharged Dumb Blonde Jokes    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 14160 words. Published by Empire  on June 2, 2012. .
The jokes in this book are for deranged individuals. If you can not fathom catchy one liners and jokes at someone strictly because of the color of said person's hair then don't read this book. Instead give it to a red head. They need all the help they can get.
Insults Anywhere Presents Dead Baby Jokes    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 2460 words. Published by Empire  on May 29, 2012. .
The jokes in this book are for the truly sick individuals among us. If you love jokes that make fun of dead babies, piles of dead babies, dead babies being used in horrible ways, and babies that aren't dead but would be shortly then this is the book that will make your ereader the conversation piece it deserves to be!
Insults Anywhere Presents Weaponized Pick Up Lines    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 25970 words. Published by Empire  on May 29, 2012. .
Insults Anywhere would like you to know that the jokes in this book are completely against the Geneva Convention. Lucky for you we invented Geneva Convention 2: The Re-neva-ing and they find nothing wrong with giving the people weaponized pick ups of this magnitude. "We pull no punches and neither should you!"
Insults Anywhere Presents The Thinking Mans Guide To Yo Mama Jokes    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 8710 words. Published by Empire  on May 28, 2012. .
The jokes in this book are for connoisseurs of other people's mothers. If you feel the jokes in this book describe your mom more then anyone else's mom then she may have already been one of our research subjects! Congratulations!
Insults Anywhere Presents The Gentleman's Book Of Racist Jokes    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 4930 words. Published by Empire  on May 20, 2012. .
The jokes in this book are for sick individuals. True gentlemen know the importance of a good laugh and the amazingly racist jokes found in this book will make you seem learn-ed beyond your years. Having this book in your Kindle will make you cultured in all the wrong ways!
Insults Anywhere Presents Industrial Strength Dirty Sex Jokes    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 6830 words. Published by Empire  on May 20, 2012. .
The jokes in this book are for the truly sick individuals among us. Only the finest and most well aged dirty jokes are in this book. If you love one liner dirty jokes then this is the book that will make your Nook the star of any end table or bathroom stall!
Insults Anywhere Presents God's Own Dirty Joke Book    by Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. 74030 words. Published by Empire  on May 20, 2012. .
The jokes in this book are for the truly sick individuals among us. If you don't feel like reading the worst humor that god and humanity has to offer and laugh at it then don't read this book. Put this next to your bible and spread the alternative word! Share this with your congregation and you'll find yourself shunned faster then you can say "excommunicated"!

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The Essential Art Of War    by Empire
Price: $0.99 USD. 11020 words. Published on July 2, 2012. Nonfiction.
Throughout the ages Sun Tzu's knowledge has been a cornerstone of how to fight and win. Whether it's in business, sports, love, or even war itself the art of war provides guidance in your time of need. This is the essential, no holds barred, edition. We don't bother you with other people's interpretations of Sun Tzu's words. Instead this is the entire manuscript laid out with no distractions.
Easy Smashwords Formatting In OpenOffice    by Empire
Price: $0.99 USD. 3990 words. Published on June 19, 2012. Nonfiction.
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Welcome to Easy Smashwords Formatting In OpenOffice. In this guide you'll learn the ten steps it takes to get your book into the Smashwords Premium Distribution Program every time. This book is specifically designed for those of you who prefer to use the free word processing program known as OpenOffice.
Easy Smashwords Formatting In Microsoft Office    by Empire
Price: $0.99 USD. 4070 words. Published on June 19, 2012. Nonfiction.
Welcome to Easy Smashwords Formatting In Microsoft Office. In this guide you'll learn the ten steps it takes to get your book into the Smashwords Premium Distribution Program every time. This book is specifically designed for those of you who prefer to use Microsoft Word 2007 and above however it will work reasonably well with other versions of Word.

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