Franklin Yantz (1980 - Present)is the founder of Insults Anywhere Labs, the premiere joke R & D department in the continuous United States. Founded in 2001, after discovering that the Y2K bug hadn't destroyed the world and caused radioactive alien cockroaches to take over the Earth, Insults Anywhere made the reintroduction of bad taste jokes and one liners it's primary focus.
Today, Mr. Yantz and his team of crack researchers are using their newest discovery called "internet" to "digitally" share their life's work with anyone who feels they want to become popular possibly in all the wrong ways.
Our motto is: "We pull no punches and neither should you!"
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder]
Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
Whether you're a kid or just a kid at heart, the jokes in this book will make you laugh! Tell them at school, in the office, at church, family reunions, and anywhere else you can think of! It's a smorgasbord of silliness! A compilation of comedy! A feast of funny!
The jokes in this book are for sick individuals. If you are not secure enough to handle jokes about religion, pedophil... uh.. people who work for the church, terrori.... er.. muslims, and those damn dirty ape... um.. jews then don't read this book.
Insults Anywhere uses only the most reputable prophets available and 9 out of 10 of us here have been in a church at least once!
The jokes in this book are for deranged individuals. If you can not fathom catchy one liners and jokes at someone strictly because of the color of said person's hair then don't read this book. Instead give it to a red head. They need all the help they can get.
Insults Anywhere would like you to know that the jokes in this book are completely against the Geneva Convention. Lucky for you we invented Geneva Convention 2: The Re-neva-ing and they find nothing wrong with giving the people weaponized pick ups of this magnitude.
"We pull no punches and neither should you!"
The jokes in this book are for connoisseurs of other people's mothers. If you feel the jokes in this book describe your mom more then anyone else's mom then she may have already been one of our research subjects! Congratulations!
The jokes in this book are for sick individuals. True gentlemen know the importance of a good laugh and the amazingly racist jokes found in this book will make you seem learn-ed beyond your years. Having this book in your Kindle will make you cultured in all the wrong ways!
The jokes in this book are for the truly sick individuals among us. Only the finest and most well aged dirty jokes are in this book. If you love one liner dirty jokes then this is the book that will make your Nook the star of any end table or bathroom stall!
The jokes in this book are for the truly sick individuals among us. If you don't feel like reading the worst humor that god and humanity has to offer and laugh at it then don't read this book. Put this next to your bible and spread the alternative word! Share this with your congregation and you'll find yourself shunned faster then you can say "excommunicated"!