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Jane Palmer


Biography

Jane is interested in psychology, astronomy, history, archaeology, palaeontology, anthropology, photography, publishing, geology, and flying (theoretical) kites - though expert in none; and is a teetotal, vegetarian coeliac.

Where to find Jane Palmer online

Website: http://www.dandi.me.uk/jane

Where to buy in print

http://www.dandi.me.uk/dodo

Books

Short Stories, Sweet and Sour Fiction    by Jane Palmer
Price: $0.99 USD. 17080 words. Published by Dodo Books on March 20, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
The bonds people forge can be glorious, everlasting and filled with devotion. All too often they are problematic and dogged by regrets. Many more are not what they seem. Devotion to a lost partner is one thing, devotion to the long dead quite another, and an orang-utan with a sweet tooth can be more appreciative than the family everything has been sacrificed for.
Simply Flowers, Summer    by Jane Palmer
Price: Free! 170 words. Published by Dodo Books on May 4, 2011. Nonfiction.
28 full colour flower photographs.
Simply Flowers, Spring and Summer    by Jane Palmer
Price: Free! 160 words. Published by Dodo Books on May 4, 2011. Nonfiction.
28 full colour flower photographs.
Simply Flowers, Spring    by Jane Palmer
Price: Free! 160 words. Published by Dodo Books on May 4, 2011. Nonfiction.
28 full colour flower photographs.
Duckbill Soup    by Jane Palmer
Price: $2.99 USD. 47110 words. Published by Dodo Books on November 22, 2010. Fiction.
A sequel to The Planet Dweller and Moving Moosevan. Human civilisation has been moved to Titan. It is now in a synchronous orbit on the opposite side of the Sun to the Earth. Titan has no oceans, so when the atmosphere starts to deteriorate, the two shape-changing super-beings who caused the problem in the first place are sent back to rectify things. Can they make matters even worse? Read on …
The Kybion    by Jane Palmer
Price: $2.99 USD. 52190 words. Published by Dodo Books on October 26, 2010. Fiction.
A mysterious force has almost sucked dry the Ojal's energy pools. Controller Opu is charged with finding a solution. Breaking Galactic law, her search leads to Earth where the characters involved are not all what they seem. There is an unnervingly independent student, two sinister spiritualists, a bullet-proof black policeman, and a youthful watcher apparently over a hundred years old.
Moving Moosevan    by Jane Palmer
Price: $2.99 USD. 47670 words. Published by Dodo Books on October 26, 2010. Fiction.
Moosevan has been moved to a new planet after the machinations of the empire building Mott, Kulp, and Dax and Reniola, cosmic super intelligences, ensured its destruction. Moosevan now lives inside the Earth, adding interesting twists to motorways. Unfortunately, Mott androids and Kulp turn their attention to the Earth. Even worse, Dax and Reniola are sent to deal with them.
Hunder    by Jane Palmer
Price: $2.99 USD. 72650 words. Published by Dodo Books on October 26, 2010. Fiction.
Hunder is moody and prone to tantrums. He is also the bio computer that controls intergalactic travel and moves worlds. When God arrives, the Supreme Deity is more interested in annihilating the communicator, Ansopha, “spawn of the Devil”. So the Devil enlists the help of retired photojournalist, Gladys Hodge, staying at Brinton-on-Sea. The small seaside town is never quite the same again.
Nightingale    by Jane Palmer
Price: $2.99 USD. 67040 words. Published by Dodo Books on October 26, 2010. Fiction.
Aliens from another dimension are abducting humans. Severing the link could destroy both worlds. The solution is in the hands of a six-foot, purple septuagenarian with a bad attitude and agenda of her own.
Bald Wendy    by Jane Palmer
Price: $2.99 USD. 72440 words. Published by Dodo Books on October 24, 2010. Fiction.
Preston Niblock’s wife dies in a fire that destroys the last business standing in the way of Palace Parade, a new shopping mall. He uncovers the truth about the development, so is bribed to keep quiet. But the local shopkeepers put out of business enlist the support of a crusading councillor, brilliant accountant, and backing of Preston’s ill gotten millions. What could go wrong?
The Aton Bird    by Jane Palmer
Price: $2.99 USD. 83550 words. Published by Dodo Books on October 22, 2010. Fiction.
Ahmose looks after the menagerie at the temple of Amon Ra and is a secret devotee of the Aton. The vengeful Ra transforms him into a golden bird damned to live forever and only turn into a man for a few days every five centuries. The curse of Ra is also drawn down onto those Ahmose encounters. The alchemists, Helen Maat and Dinan, and the soldier, Gerard Jorden, are also condemned to immortality.
Babel's Basement    by Jane Palmer
Price: $2.99 USD. 52170 words. Published by Dodo Books on October 22, 2010. Fiction.
The direct descendent of a carnivorous dinosaur has returned to claim the Earth. Commander Pyg sets up her base in the ancient subterranean Ossiane Empire. Nothing can stop her exterminating the human race apart from an eccentric geologist, sceptical science master, and a few surviving Ossianes. And none of them know about the comet on collision course with the Earth.
The Planet Dweller    by Jane Palmer
Price: $2.99 USD. 47000 words. Published by Dodo Books on October 21, 2010. Fiction.
Diana hears the voice of Moosevan, an entity who inhabits a distant planet, in her head. Her world is threatened and she wants Diana’s help. Yuri believes her, though he's usually drunk in charge of a ten inch reflector and has a bizarre theory about the movement of the asteroids. Then two cosmic intelligences decide to help. They may understand the Universe, but mere mortals are beyond them.

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