Location: United States
Member Since: March 04, 2011

Jay M Horne


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Jay Horne sprouted up among the roots of a literary family tree. His grandparents on his mother's side, were both English teachers in a rural community, and traveled to every country on the globe. His mother and sister are exquisite artists, and his uncle a published poet. His aunt was retiring from her life-long work as a school principal just as Jay's writing career really started to blossom.
What started as an outsource for Jay's extremely soft-spoken personality, writing became a love of his when he happened upon a handful of short stories he had written as a child. Those stories were published in two volumes, as-is called published youth, in 2009. Since the time of his first book, Life's a Joke!, which he is now admittedly embarrassed to claim at times as his own, he has successfully published over 30 works of literary art, some in more than 3 languages. His most notable being, Hubudi, a romantic fantasy that returns a couple of conflicting beliefs to pangea through the raising of the tower of babel and the union of their forbidden loves.
He helps authors find their way to the public spotlight through his website http://www.bookflurry.com and has published for more than 40 authors all over the world.

Where to find Jay M Horne online

Website: http://www.jaymhorne.com
Twitter: runthejungle
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LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/jaymhorne
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/chunin2
Blog: http://blog.ninjainternational.com

Where to buy in print

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A Relic of Remedies    by Jay-Mat Hornetoad
Price: $2.99 USD. 2750 words. Published by Jay M Horne on September 30, 2011. .
Remedies are one thing that everyone hears throughout their lives but never writes down. When the time comes that you need one, you can never seem to re-call what exactly it was. I was lucky enough to keep a notebook with me as I grew up, carefully recording each odd brew or concoction that I came across.
Go Ahead! Make Millions!    by Zen Zimmerman
Price: $0.99 USD. 4670 words. Published by Jay M Horne on May 22, 2011. .
Go right ahead and make a million dollars if ya want to. Someone should. The way I figure it, I don’t have the resources to do it on my own. So I will just tell someone else how to do it that does. This way I can say, “There ya go! I coulda done that!” Hell, I even thought of it first! Probably coulda done it ten times better had I had the chance to try! But I don’t, so here ya go!
How To Stop Killing Yourself    by James Rucker
Price: $2.99 USD. 4600 words. Published by Jay M Horne on May 21, 2011. .
First off, if you are killing yourself on a daily basis by downing loads of medications drugs, or booze, keep DOING IT! That’s right. Keep Right on doing it up to the time you tell yourself it’s time to stop, because there is no one on this planet that has more influence on the make-up of the human body but YOU! So start HERE!
My God Comes To You    by Yours Truly
Price: $6.99 USD. 65860 words. Published by Jay M Horne on April 1, 2011. .
We are both excited. And I have been hurrying your way as well. I am with you. Even when you cannot find the strength to climb another rung to me, I am hurrying down the ladder to be with you. For I am not a wholesome, loving God unless I am willing to come down to your level and get you, because I Totally, in all aspects of My Name As God, LOVE YOU! Sometimes I must come to you!
The Birth of Mother Earth: Modern Philosophical Art    by Bubba Beasley
Price: $1.99 USD. 4320 words. Published by Jay M Horne on March 15, 2011. .
Modern Philosophy is a rare collection of thought provoking artwork and shocking new-age thinking. From the very first chapter in which Mother Earth explains her self-creation to the later chapters and volumes in which man defiles her meaning and questions her grandeur, these mind bending texts bring general philosophy to a whole new level!
Where's the Blue Pill?    by James Rucker
Price: $2.99 USD. 37000 words. Published by Jay M Horne on March 15, 2011. .
In my last book, I chose the Red Pill over the Blue and found myself at the bottom of the rabbit hole. Knowledge is so enticing! Knowledge is power right? ! After kicking the addiction, who could have guessed the doctor would prescribe little blue Xanax pills to ease the anxiety? I knew the blue pill would present itself to me again, it was only a matter of time.
I Took The Red Pill    by James Rucker
Price: $8.99 USD. 38900 words. Published by Jay M Horne on March 14, 2011. .
Addictive! Red Devils lead this man to a book that reveals the true potential of Life and the importance of laughter. As James Rucker records a dialogue of a very special kind, questions about Infinite, God, existence, and the human spirits unwavering strength to persevere and heal itself, are answered as he fights and wins his battle with addiction.
The Mind Is A Funny Thing    by Jay-Mat Hornetoad
Price: $3.99 USD. 6240 words. Published by Jay M Horne on March 5, 2011. .
A hilarious collection of sarcastic remarks and modern one-liners. A quick reference guide to getting the upper-hand in conversation. Laugh your ass off.

Books

Boiler Room    by Jay M Horne
Price: $0.99 USD. 3220 words. Published on May 24, 2012. Fiction.
Margaret gets her first job assignment in high school from her coach. The only problem is that everyone knows to stay away from the dilapidated warehouse on 9th and Melon. The windows never fog up there in winter because the boiler room is said to be haunted and run itself. Is she too old to let childish stories scare her off from cleaning the old windows? Classic scary bedtime fiction.
The Defeat    by Jay M Horne
Price: $0.99 USD. 2850 words. Published on May 12, 2012. Fiction.
Sarah and Bill are in for a well earned vacation. But when their friend Rich's speedboat wrecks on a coral reef, they find themselves stranded on a desert island. The island they wash up on, is inhabited by some dreadful creatures. Will they be found? A story created in the mind of a 10yo is retold here for the first time. Classic bedtime horror.
A Project Gone Bad    by Jay M Horne
Price: $0.99 USD. 5110 words. Published on May 10, 2012. Fiction.
Dr. Shannler is a loyal patron of the local zoo where he frequently donates the animals that he has experimented on. When one of his experiments takes a turn for the worst, the zookeepers, guests, and Shannler himself find themselves in a scary situation. This classic story originates form a 10yo boy and is retold here today. Bedtime adventure.
A Christmas Spirit    by Jay M Horne
Price: $0.99 USD. 1360 words. Published on May 7, 2012. Fiction.
Jack and ninja, two curious companions, experience their first snowfall on Christmas eve. Will they get any gifts this year from Santa Clause, and is that what Christmas is all about? The Christmas Spirit comes to them, as they sleep in their chilly garage beds, to tell them the secret of Santa Clause. This story came from the mind of a 9 yo child and is re-told here years later. A Christmas Short
The Ozone Layer    by Jay M Horne
Price: $0.99 USD. 3080 words. Published on May 4, 2012. Fiction.
Doctor Leigh believes he has figured out a solution to the depleting Ozone layer. When things go wrong, a space mission is put in jeopardy, and an attack in outer space complicates things further. Will the NASA team persevere? A story created in the mind of a 9yo boy is edited and re-told today in all of its original splendor. Classic bedtime adventure.
A Run Through the Jungle    by Jay M Horne
Price: $0.99 USD. 2990 words. Published on May 3, 2012. Fiction.
When Ray Silver accepts an offer that is too good to be true, he finds himself leading a team of amateur adventures through a jungle. If he knew what Chris Mackey knew, he would never have accepted this responsibility. Now he must conquer unimaginable horror as he tries to convince his team that everything is going as planned. Classic bedtime adventure.
The GG    by Jay M Horne
Price: $0.99 USD. 2440 words. Published on May 2, 2012. Fiction.
A young boy stumbles across an unlikely monster living in an alley near his home in the city. The gruesome creature haunts him and his friends when they return to investigate.
Profitable E-Book Publishing    by Jay M Horne
Price: $3.99 USD. 3300 words. Published on September 4, 2011. Nonfiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
Make residual income immediately by self-publishing your own e-book or article. A simpleton's guide to self-publishing for life-long profit. I show you how to start making money now with NO investment by getting noticed!
Teaching Ninja: Book Four (Tumbling & Timing)    by Jay M Horne
Price: $3.49 USD. 4760 words. Published on April 22, 2011. Nonfiction.
This lesson will cover leg condition in order to ease the struggle in acrobatic tumbling. Also we will be utilizing the slip and duck, combined with the stop hit and parry. Intermediate tumbling, weaponry,and rope skills. Plus LEARN the split.
Smart Ass    by Jay M Horne
Price: $1.99 USD. 1630 words. Published on April 15, 2011. Fiction.
Our shifter finds himself in the position to save his brothers ass, literally. But will he be too late and suffer the consequences of the dreaded paddle?
Get The Lead Out    by Jay M Horne
Price: $1.99 USD. 1230 words. Published on March 27, 2011. Fiction.
Shift into First Grade Corey's mind as he realizes that he is number three in line, and he doesn't think he'll make it the bathroom on time. Find out how he gets himself out of a critical situation.
Role Call    by Jay M Horne
Price: $2.99 USD. 690 words. Published on March 27, 2011. Fiction.
This gripping short in the shift series puts you in the seat of a kindergarten kid named Dick Puny during his first encounter with Role Call!
Buffet    by Jay M Horne
Price: $1.49 USD. 910 words. Published on March 17, 2011. Fiction.
I could bet my bottom dollar that I have BEEN just about every person on this planet. I Mean, why do people do the things that they do? Who knows? I do. How? Because I am a shifter and I have been there and done that guaranteed!
Shift    by Jay M Horne
Price: $0.99 USD. 1030 words. Published on March 16, 2011. Fiction.
A true voyage of discovery comes not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. I can see a spike in the activity on the monitor and know for certain that’s where I want to shift. Most shifters pick something like I just explained, Hawaii or excitement, or Love, or Sex, or Violence, something that spikes high in some category, but my category is unique.
The Perfection of Life: A Journey into Neolithic Mind    by Jay M Horne
Price: $2.99 USD. 64650 words. Published on March 15, 2011. Nonfiction.
Albert Einstein spent his entire life looking for a unifying theory of everything. Bruce Lee spent his time on Earth looking for the answer to perfect harmony. Jesus of Nazareth gave life long dedication to bringing world peace, as did Mother Teresa and many others. At a very young age, I set out on a journey.... A journey for The Perfection of Life.
Published Youth: Volume Two    by Jay M Horne
Price: $3.50 USD. 12600 words. Published on March 13, 2011. Fiction.
These are three engulfing stories written by the hand of a young boy with a fanciful mind and a passion for adventure. Feel like you're in command of a spaceship, fighting off a dragon alien, or outrun a t-rex while you try and escape a devastating stay on a brutal island in thrilling hopes of survival. Read Published Youth; By Kids, For Kids
Published Youth: Volume One    by Jay M Horne
Price: $2.99 USD. 9350 words. Published on March 13, 2011. Fiction.
These are three engulfing stories written by the hand of a young boy with a fanciful mind and a passion for adventure. Feel like you're in the story as you dare into a dark alley in search of a mysterious creature, and run through the jungle in thrilling hopes of survival. Read Published Youth; By Kids, For Kids
Teaching Ninja: Book Three (Ju Tai Jutsu)    by Jay M Horne
Price: $2.99 USD. 4470 words. Published on March 12, 2011. Nonfiction.
The mission is what the ninja lives for. In life, the mission is perfection of life itself. In the field, the mission is the motivation that keeps the student aware of his own training needs. To KNOW that you may be called upon for a mission in the back of your mind, is the single secret that drives the engine of ninja training.
Teaching Ninja: Book Two (Tai Jutsu)    by Jay M Horne
Price: $5.99 USD. 4700 words. Published on March 12, 2011. Nonfiction.
there is no greater way of learning than to teach, for in doing so, you essentially are tapping the well of your own knowledge hidden deep within the recesses of yourself. It is for this reason alone, that we provide a written copy of our lessons in these texts. The lesson will be laid out in a way that YOU can utilize the material to conduct your own class. Run, Jump, Swim, Climb, & Fight.
Teaching Ninja: Book One (The Learning Curve)    by Jay M Horne
Price: $3.99 USD. 4830 words. Published on March 12, 2011. Nonfiction.
The Learning Curve is the first volume in the Tesaihiryu Ninjutsu Series. Ninja International strives to bring each of it's students to realization of the ultimate potential. We do this by supplying each individual with the tools necessary to teach this ancient art. For the best way to learn is through teaching. Run, Flip, Climb, Fight, Leap, and Swim with Ninja International.
Life's A Joke    by Jay M Horne
Price: $5.99 USD. 39050 words. Published on March 5, 2011. Nonfiction.
Addictive! A book that reveals the true potential of Life and the importance of laughter. As Jay M Horne records a dialogue of a very special kind, questions about Infinite, God, existence, and the human spirits unwavering strength to persevere and heal itself, are answered as he fights and wins his epic battle.
Life's a Pun: Karma Returns    by Jay M Horne
Price: $3.99 USD. 25200 words. Published on March 5, 2011. Nonfiction.
Learn how the latest innovations in physics prove the influence of the human observer on their resulting outcomes.. plus find out how YOU can tell your own oracle through a handful of pennys! Even see how you can bend reality to your will through the use of a Dream Board.... Laid out by yourself and made to bring you the riches and happiness YOU deserve!
How God Ruined My Life    by Jay M Horne
Price: $2.99 USD. 37030 words. Published on March 5, 2011. Nonfiction.
What gives you the right to judge? Is that not God’s Job? After a little education, you would come to realize that God is a being of unconditional love, and in being so, may not even be judgemental him self! And if he is a judgemental God then who are we to judge him for it? So if you are judging this book by its’ cover, perhaps you could learn a little something from these texts!
As The Waffle Burns    by Jay M Horne
Price: $7.99 USD. 15430 words. Published on March 4, 2011. Nonfiction.
A line cook at Waffle House recounts his encounters with the colorful locale and shares shocking stories and hilarious pictures from customers and co-workers landing him jobless when the corporate office gets wind of it but on top of sales charts across the nation in the publishing community.
HubudI    by Jay M Horne
Price: $2.99 USD. 49670 words. Published on March 4, 2011. Fiction.
A romantic fantasy of historical fiction that returns a modern couple of conflicting beliefs to Pangea and the Garden of Eden through the resurrecting of the Tower of Babel and the union of their forbidden loves.

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