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Jay Walken

Biography

Jay Walken, no relation to Christopher Walken, is the author of "We Wish You an Effing Christmas" (also Klissmas and Kissmas), "Erotic Adventures in Southeast Asia," "Erotic Adventures in Southeast Asia Book 2" "Erotic Adventures in Cambodia," "Loving Two Sisters in Thailand," "Little Miss Noi: A Sanook Guide to the Thai Language," (on sale during Read an E-book week) and other books. His books combine erotic honesty with character description and humor. Sabai dee, khap!

Where to find Jay Walken online

Twitter: @jay_walken

Books

I Wish You an Effing Christmas and an Effing New Year by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,460. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica
Christmas, though not an official festival in many Southeast Asian countries, can be a joyful time, especially for foreign visitors. Satirical, loving, affectionate, this flight of fancy is a fictional story about a Western man who finds himself in love, in Asia, and expressing his love for his ex-wife by imagining their presence in some characteristic of the Asian woman he is making love to.
12 Selamats and 101 Essential Words of Thai, Indonesian, and Cambodian by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 5,500. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2017 . Categories: Nonfiction » Language Instruction » Multi-Language Dictionaries, Nonfiction » Travel » Travel - Reference
Planning to visit Thailand, Indonesia, or Cambodia or already there but feeling bewildered? This occasionally playful and humorous, non-politically correct, totally subjective book for non-uptight, open-minded readers, offers the author's phonetic transcriptions of local-language equivalents for 120 English words in 3 local languages: Thai, Indonesian, Cambodian. By an expat in all 3 countries.
Loving Two Sisters in Thailand by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,820. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Romance » Erotic, Fiction » Erotica » Interracial
Making love to sisters ... on the same bed, at the same time; and also separately, one at a time. Every man's fantasy becomes a reality for this lucky foreign visitor to Thailand. He loves both sisters, one of whom he makes love to as a duty; and the other, for pure pleasure. Now, he realizes he must tell one sister that he loves the other more. ALL CHARACTERS ARE ABOVE 18. FICTIONAL FANTASY
Erotic Adventures in Southeast Asia: Book 2 by
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 12,660. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
Women obsessed with what is between a man's legs, men obsessed with the pubic triangle--the result is hot, explosive, and sometimes funny. Erotica in the tradition of Henry Miller, Michel Houllebecq, and others, in which the erotic story is sometimes combined with literary description and commentary on sexual reality and sexual politics.Four sizzling stories set in Indonesia, Cambodia, Thailand.
Little Miss Noi: A Sanook Guide to the Thai Language (With a Reverse Glossary) by
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 12,730. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2014 . Categories: Nonfiction » Language Instruction » Thai
Jay Walken's popular and humorous guide to the Thai language for foreigners and expats, especially men, has been expanded considerably since its original publication, and is now published in a separate edition with a reverse glossary from English to Thai. Unlike most other language guides, this book provides more than words, suggesting contexts in which the words can be used to your advantage.
Erotic Adventures in Cambodia by
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 3,870. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Interracial, Fiction » Erotica » General
A Western visitor to Cambodia is torn between two women he loves as he discovers a wonderland of raw sex, passionate love, sweet affection, natural and artless simplicity, silliness, and inner beauty. Detailed observations of character, culture, and life in Cambodia before it lost its innocence. Heterosexual fiction in the tradition of Henry Miller. Caution: This book has some adult content.
Little Miss Fon Sat on Her Kon: A Sanook Guide to the Thai Language by
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 13,220. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013 . Categories: Nonfiction » Language Instruction » Thai
An uncensored, unconventional guide for non-uptight readers with a sense of humor, this supplementary Thai language guide was written by an expat who made many expensive mistakes until he began to understand something about the Thai people and the Thai language! Subjective, non-pc, non-authoritative, because making mistakes is one of the best ways to learn a language and endear yourself to locals.
Erotic Love in Cambodia by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Interracial, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
In Cambodia, a Western visitor meets Sophea, a sex queen who, with very little language except groans, moans, and legs spread high and wide, captures his heart. An erotic story full of character, local flavor, and occasional humor, demonstrating that Cambodian girls can be as hot as their Thai neighbors. And funny besides, and full of love and passion.
If Only: A Tale of Erotic Danger in Thailand by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Interracial
If only she hadn’t placed her face so close to mine, like a lover’s while massaging me, groped me greedily, and been as intimate with me as if she had known me forever, as if I were a lover, or a baby she were bathing... I wouldn't have found myself, fifteen minutes later, pounding and pounding inside her, while her living and breathing lady parts squirmed and trembled. Daring, adult content.
The Reluctant Virgin of Jakarta by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,910. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Interracial, Fiction » Transgressional fiction
“Yes, I have become the Unofficial Indonesian Minister for the Sexual Education of Female Virgins,” thinks a Western visitor challenged by a horny young Indonesian woman who surrenders to him every part of her body except her precious maidenhead, which she plans to save for her clueless future husband. He accepts her conditions, but hopes to change her mind. Will she?
Erotic Adventures in Southeast Asia by
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 18,710. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Interracial, Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica
In this four-story bundle of sizzling erotic stories spiced with humor, the Western narrator visits Thailand and Indonesia, only to watch in surprise and delight as he is set upon by sexually ravenous women in one city after another. These erotic stories with heart, humor, style, and love go beyond raw sex to reveal something of character and life in Southeast Asia.
Milk and Pussy in Indonesia by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,810. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Right in the middle of the massage, she's Got Milk, and offers some to her customer. As if he were her baby! The door is opened to three hot sexcapades with three hot Indonesian women. Only in . . . Indonesia: so thinks the protagonist, a Western man, who ends up getting seduced, repeatedly, by women who cannot keep their hands off him or the thing between his legs.
Erotic Adventure in Thailand by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,240. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica
In this passionate story of erotic love, an American man runs into a young Thai woman who teaches him that love between a man and woman from totally different cultures is possible so long as one of them knows twelve words of the other's language. Funny, erotic, atmospheric humor--a one of a kind erotic story. Erotic realism in the tradition of Henry Miller, with rich sexual and cultural detail.

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