Secret Messages    by Jeremy Hawkins
Price: $0.99 USD. 6030 words. Published on September 27, 2012. Fiction.
Simon is secretly in love with his fellow coder Lucy. When he finds some comments in the old code he's fixing--professions of a coder's secret love for another, and a vow that the coder will make a move--Lucy insists they track down the code's author to learn how it went. But Simon isn't sure he wants to. The situation is too similar to his own, and he's afraid to learn it went badly. 5,900 words.

The Cat Who Sat on Her Fat, Lazy Butt All Day    by Jeremy Hawkins
Price: $0.99 USD. 1780 words. Published on September 27, 2012. Fiction.
You may have read stories about cats who do all sorts of remarkable things. Cats who save lives. Cats who solve crimes. Cats who go on heartwarming journeys with dogs or farm animals. This story is not about one of those cats. This story is about a fat, lazy furball who lolls about all day while her human owner (a.k.a. her servant) sees to her every need. 1,700 words. Contains very harsh language.