Ryan Spazmarek is a dork. He is not smart enough to be a nerd or weird enough to be a geek. A straight B student, he suffered through school with Spaz as his nickname. Shy and introverted, he had always been invisible to women until he met a girl named Kalli Milan. But within a matter of a few hours, his life takes a disastrous turn in this thrilling short story by Joel Eden.