Fried Green Zombies
by John Allen
Price: $2.99 USD. 94890 words.
Published on July 21, 2009. Fiction.
Bovina is a sleepy little town, until two friends find themselves battling truck-driving zombies, aliens, and dirty cops after finding a beauiful, busty burqa-bedecked stranger standing on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Aided by a classic computer nerd and a crazy man wielding a frying pan, follow Chett and Harry as they try to save the world.
Location: United States
Member Since: July 20, 2009
John Allen
Biography
John Allen works in advertising as the Marketing and Creative Director at a television station on the Gulf Coast and has direct experience working with brainless zombies as
both clients (former, of course...in past jobs...) and advertising executives.
He grew up in rural Bovina, Mississippi, a town that actually had its own dirty county Sheriff (who served time in the Federal Penitentary for lying under oath), and spent most of his free time as a child climbing trees and fighting off imaginary zombies with childhood friends.
When not convincing clients that their little son or daughter (much goofier looking than they realize) talking through missing teeth does not make an effective advertisement, he spends most of his free time with his two children (full of life) and his wife, another zombie because sleepless ten-month-olds have their own unique way of turning one's brain to mush.
both clients (former, of course...in past jobs...) and advertising executives.
He grew up in rural Bovina, Mississippi, a town that actually had its own dirty county Sheriff (who served time in the Federal Penitentary for lying under oath), and spent most of his free time as a child climbing trees and fighting off imaginary zombies with childhood friends.
When not convincing clients that their little son or daughter (much goofier looking than they realize) talking through missing teeth does not make an effective advertisement, he spends most of his free time with his two children (full of life) and his wife, another zombie because sleepless ten-month-olds have their own unique way of turning one's brain to mush.
Where to find John Allen online
Website: http://www.friedgreenzombies.com
Twitter: johnaallen
Twitter: johnaallen
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