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Member Since: July 19, 2009
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John Hartness


Biography

I'm a thirtysomething redneck writing about life, music, saving the world, degenerate gambling and anything else that strikes my fancy. You can visit my website to find out much more about me. http://johnhartness.com.

Where to find John Hartness online

Website: http://johnhartness.com
Twitter: johnhartness
Facebook: Facebook profile
Blog: http://johnhartness.com/blog

Where to buy in print

http://johnhartness.com

Books

Knight Moves    by John Hartness
Price: $4.99 USD. 55270 words. Published on September 11, 2011. Fiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
In the third volume of The Black Knight Chronicles, vampire private investigators Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood find a new vampire playing in their sandbox, and the boys are NOT happy about it. While tracking down the killer of a young coed, they encounter boobytraps, defenestration, a hirsute bounty hunter with a moon fetish and a bad attitude, and worst of all - game night at a comic shop!
Movie Knight - a Black Knight Short Story    by John Hartness
Price: $0.99 USD. 6200 words. Published on September 9, 2011. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this Black Knight short story, Jimmy and Greg have a pleasant evening interrupted by a hungry chihuahua-demon who wants to turn a hospital into a buffet. The perfect intro to the series which begins with Hard Day's Knight
Back In Black with Bonus Content    by John Hartness
Price: $4.99 USD. 60040 words. Published on February 19, 2011. Fiction.
In the second volume of The Black Knight Chronicles, vampire detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood investigate a series of assaults plaguing the alleys of Charlotte. Along the way they battle trolls, bigotry, fairies, dragons and small minds on the way to a knock-down battle royal inside a steel cage. Yeah, really. All that and vampires, too.
The Chosen    by John Hartness
Price: $5.99 USD. 68190 words. Published on January 19, 2011. Fiction.
A cross-country road trip with angels, demons, immortals, smart-aleck waitresses and a whole lot of whiskey. Great for fans of Christopher Moore and Kevin Smith!
Hard Day's Knight    by John Hartness
Price: $4.99 USD. 62960 words. Published on January 18, 2011. Fiction.
Children are missing. The police are stumped. The vampires are the good guys. Volume 1 of The Black Knight Chronicles introduces us to a pair of snarky vampire detectives out to save the world, get the girl, and drink the bad guys. Or maybe just play Xbox and read comic books. Whichever comes first.
Red Dirt Boy    by John Hartness
Price: $2.99 USD. 4700 words. Published on August 26, 2010. Fiction.
This is the second collection of poetry from an over-educated redneck with a potty mouth. Topics covered include lying, drinking, cheating, strippers, guns, loving, losing living and dying. You know, the stuff all good country music is written about.

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