John Northern

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Fermi's Paradox
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2018 by John Northern. Categories: Essay » Technology, Nonfiction » Science & Nature » Astronomy
Fermi's paradox is based on the argument that there are possibly 40 million to 80 million planets in our Galaxy which could be inhabited by high tech civilizations. The paradox is in the form of a question: if there are this many high tech civilizations, why haven't they contacted us? The answer is found in this essay.
Today's Value for Pi Is Incorrect
Price: Free! Words: 3,530. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2018 by John Northern. Categories: Essay » Technology
This paper proves that the value of pi cannot be infinite. The ancient Greeks and today's mathematicians have used a circle of infinite points. But in three dimensional reality (the world we live in) an infinite distance cannot exist between two objects and a straight line cannot be infinite. This essay shows how these concepts are used to limit pi to a finite value.
Off Our Rockers - A Tale of Two Grannies
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 116,680. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2011 by John Northern. Categories: Nonfiction » History » Biography
In 1983 Janis and Louis began their walk around the United States from Nevada to Washington DC to California and back to Nevada. Janis was 61/62, and Louise was 57/58. It took them more than a year to complete the journey, and during that time they were interviewed by President Reagan in the White House—wearing their backpacks and looking like mountain women.

Books

Puppyhood's End
Series: Wally Pazooza. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,770. Language: American English. Published: December 2, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Another Wally Pazooza detective case. Near Killington, Vermont a devil is seen hiding out in the Colonel's backyard. Men in black capture a devil thirty miles away, and they are keeping him in a holding cell. Puppy's begin disappearing all over the United States. Wally and his crew move into a mansion near the Colonel's. Do the disappearing puppies have anything to do with the devils?
Zeno's Motion Paradoxes - Essay #2
Price: Free! Words: 2,130. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2017 . Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Ancient philosophy
The "Arrow Paradox" and the "Stadium Paradox" are solved in this essay.
The Aeolian Master - Book Four - Invasion of Zire III
Series: The Aeolian Master. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 193,650. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Military
The writings of John Northern bring to life the citizens of a planet in peril. Once again he depicts the evil androids as they begin their invasion with the intent of killing off the human race. As Ben starts out to stop the androids he is confronted with the belief that he cannot succeed. The odds are too great against him. Millions or maybe even billions of humans will succumb to the ghastly act
Is, Ts, Infinity
Price: Free! Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2015 . Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
This essay proves logically that space, matter, and energy are infinite. It also proves that time dilation does not exist.
Cantor, Russell, and ZFC
Price: Free! Words: 11,150. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015 . Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Contemporary philosophy
when first conceived, russell's paradox stunned the world of Mathematicians. The zfc have produced axioms to address the issues caused by russell's paradox, but sometimes these too have come up short. In this paper, two concepts are used, ispace (the imagination) and tspace (three dimensional reality, where all things real exist), in order to shed new light on the problems.
The Golden Fish
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,690. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
In the mountains, on a wooden pier on the lake, Phillip catches a large fish which emits golden rays into the dark of night. More miraculous than amazing, after he catches the glowing fish, a series of events take place which will change Phillip's life forever.
Solving Zeno's Paradoxes
Price: Free! Words: 3,650. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014 . Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
Zeno's paradoxes have mystified scientists, mathematicians, philosophers, and laymen for nearly two thousand five hundred years. Now, you can read the solution to Zeno's paradoxes in this short paper.
Witch's Revenge
Series: Lor Dak, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 220,210. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Lor Dak fights to save Princess Diane from being executed, and at the same time he continues to encounter obstacles as he searches for the inner key, which will allow him entrance into the chambers of the Ancients.
Mirrorsin Magick - Book 1 - The Crystal Tower
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 114,600. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
It's 1884 in Northern Arizona when Billy McGraw is led into a mine, which in reality turns out to be an underground building where magic and science technology are at their ultimate. Billy obtains them and uses both as he sets out to recover a treasure stolen from him by the Apaches. In this tale, John Northern describes Billy and Annie's adventures as they encounter outlaws and Indians.
The Two Sisters - Book One - The Magic of Bleary Lake
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 176,810. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Bleary Lake must use magic to overcome serial killers, drug dealers, and a madman intent on destroying the human race. In this fantasy novel, John Northern describes a form of magic that has been on the Earth since the beginning of mankind. It is magic which is found in the halls of the Brotherhood of the Crystal Bell, and fortunately for Bleary, this magic comes to her aid when she most needs it.
Emon
Series: Lor Dak, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 63,680. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
In his quest to find the key that will unlock the mysteries of the Ancients, Lor Dak decides to travel to the Kindom of Hadland to attempt to buy the key from the king, but along the way he encounters an extremely powerful monster.
The Aeolian Master - Book Three - Galactus VII
Series: The Aeolian Master, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 188,530. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Military
War breaks out on the home planet of the Galactic Federation. G-staff personnel are turned against each other. Phasor bolts of demon-fire red---set to kill, and cool blue---set to stun, light up the sky. And phasor cannons tear apart the barracks of the G-staff. The outcome is chaos, exactly what Thorne, the second in command of the Galactic Federation, was striving for.
The Case of the Snora Diamond Thief
Series: Wally Pazooza. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,940. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A humerous Science fiction short story. This time Wally Pazooza is once again headed for Earth to solve a crime. But this time, when he gets there, he finds much more than he expected.
Cellar Door
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 135,640. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Pets injurying and sometimes killing their masters, mentally challenged people becoming normal, a female, professional basketball player is hunted, a private detective agency becomes involved, the DEA becomes involved, a black-ops, secret assassination division of the CIA becomes involved---this description just barely touches the surface of the intertwined plots in The Cellar Door.
The Aeolian Master - Book Two - ZORG
Series: The Aeolian Master, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 179,020. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Ben and his crew are being sent to a planet called the 'witch world,' from which no one has ever returned. It is his mission to retrieve a riig which will have an important impact on the war being waged between the Gaelef and his second in command, Thorne. There are witches on this planet who can turn people into animals, and they have no compunction doing it.
The Youth Continuum
Price: Free! Words: 32,060. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2011 . Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Aging well
An amazing new discovery can change your life from short-living to long-living. This non-fiction book will tell you a true story about the amazing outcome of a scientific experiment. (Only some of you will believe it.) But even if you don't, a new discovery in this book will tell you how you can live longer and healthier than today's average person.
The Case of the Schmoldenese Falcon
Series: Wally Pazooza. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A humorous, science fiction short story in which Wally Pazooza, P.I., is on a case involving an artifact worth millions of squid (money).
Literature of the Absurd
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 51,870. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
The title is self-explanatory. These short stories are absolutely ridiculous.
Ad Infinitum Book One Master of the Nine Steps
Price: Free! Words: 34,470. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2010 . Categories: Poetry » Spiritual
Poetry written in free verse. A man's journey brings him to the power of the infinite source.
The Aeolian Master Book One Revival
Series: The Aeolian Master, Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 202,760. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It could have been considered a whirlwind event, but it was more like a hurricane of circumstances and political intrigue that brought him to the Galaef. No one at this level of government would take an interest in the myth of the Aeolian Master, unless there was some nefarious subplot lurking just below the surface. But why had they involved him--a nobody from an insignificant planet?
Lor Dak's Quest
Series: Lor Dak, Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 120,800. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
The Galactic super computers estimate that once every ten million years a child prodigy is born, who could reshape the future of the Galaxy by becoming a power that cannot be stopped. The computers go on to state, however, that the conditions for this occurrance are so far-reaching that the Galacitc Government need not be concerned that it will ever happen. But then along came Lor Dak.

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Smashwords book reviews by John Northern

  • Reckless Magic on Sep. 23, 2012
    (no rating)
    This eNovel has a great intertwining plot. I recommend it for anyone who enjoys fantasy.
  • Reckless Magic on Sep. 23, 2012

    The eNovel has great intertwining plot. I recomment it to anyone who enjoys reading fantasy.